Louder than God’s revolver & twice as shiny. Built like a steakhouse, handles like a bistro. she/her 💖💜💙
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When your back is wider than your wife’s entire body
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Every trigger warning on the planet for this if you are sensitive to topics about birth/babies but Chompy and I watched it tonight and it’s an insane ride
A young woman in East Texas gives birth in her car. When rushed to the hospital, doctors will quickly realize that the baby is not her own and neither is the blood she’s covered in.
Maternal Instinct — a new documentary — is now on Netflix.
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She-Rage, Princess of Pain retweeted
You cant try to ruin the life of every person that hurts you. Sometimes you just gotta let that shit go. Vent about it to the people you love, reflect on it whenever you want, but just leave the other bitch alone. You’re wasting your energy trying to “destroy” them. Just let the universe do it’s thing and work on being the best version of yourself.
Every once in a while it’s fine to fuck a bitch up tho. We’re only human, you get a few passes. Not too many tho. Make em count.
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Actual image of my wife doing her job as the social media manager for this ding dang show
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I see her often at my Ralph’s. (She doesn’t go inside - she gets curbside delivery)
Seeing Angelyne on an LA freeway means a week of good luck and that your script will sell. Those are the rules.
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Hot take but I genuinely do not understand people who enjoy the taste of milk.
I do not drink milk. I do not put milk in my coffee or tea. If I eat cereal, I do not put milk in it. And I would never, ever, just drink a glass of fucking milk.
Most disgusting shit on the planet.
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But Claire, don’t you drink protein shakes? Yep. I use clear protein that I mix with water. It tastes like a strawberry açaí refresher from Starbucks. gramms.co/products/strawberr…
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She-Rage, Princess of Pain retweeted
if you need a documentary to rock your world watch maternal instinct on netflix
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Genuinely curious when you all try to defend these Hegseth videos by saying “oh that was his worst set, that was his last set, he was tired for that one” …why doesn’t he post the good sets then? I’ve literally never seen this man do a single rep of a single exercise correctly. Why would you only post the videos where you are doing the shittiest reps known to man, if you’re trying to be an example of fitness to the American public?
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She-Rage, Princess of Pain retweeted
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I was a ACFL (assistant command fitness leader) and let me tell you what I count here:
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America’s @SECWAR CRUSHED 44 reps on the bench after a morning run with the troops yesterday in GTMO.
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This man has never done a complete rep of anything in his life but I think his extremely weak wrists are the funniest part of this
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“Hes training to failure, I guess you’ve never done it!”
I regularly do this exact exercise (dumbbell thrusters) to failure, with 3x the weight he’s using (those are 15s MAX) and it never looks this shitty 🤷🏼♀️
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You are delusional if you think any of these women weigh less than 60kg (132lbs). They’re also all at least 5’10”
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Tak wyglądają kobiety body positive. Bo mają pozytywne ciała w różnych kształtach.
A nie jakieś mastodonty 60kg .
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Remember when yall were falling all over yourselves trying to defend that “315” he allegedly pushed a few months back?
“He’s just tired because he’s in the middle of a hard workout” idgaf, no man who can bench 315 would be struggling this much with 135, during a workout or not
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She-Rage, Princess of Pain retweeted
It's gonna be one Helluva Shark Boy Summer 😎🦈🍹
Tote & Tumbler: @HELLAVERSE stylishoccult.com
Swimsuit: @moeflavor
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I grew up being told - and believing - that I was “ugly,” because I didn’t look like the “hot” girls in my school. It wasn’t until I experienced the real world that I realized that a huge spectrum of beauty exists outside of a suburban high school.
Some do you really need to leave the suburban high school.
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I fucking love her
#Pluribus star #RheaSeehorn questions why fans complain that Carol Sturka is unlikable:
“Nobody asked that about Walter White,” she tells #BryanCranston. “Nobody asked that about Jimmy McGill: ‘What’s up with them being so unlikable?’ They were behaving in an honest way to the situation they were in.”
Cranston asks, “You think it’s a gender issue?”
Seehorn responds: “I don’t know. When people are like, ‘She’s so unlikable,’ I’m like, her wife’s dead; they killed her. Career’s done, might not ever be back. You may very well die alone and never speak to anybody again on a couch eating a frozen meal, watching ‘Golden Girls.’ There are no friends anymore, there’s no family and the world is saying, ‘We’re just waiting around until we can take your brain away.’ And she’s not polite about it.”
Read the full #ActorsOnActors conversation: wp.me/pc8uak-1lHkLF
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The rest of this set is going up in the next day or two. Make sure you’re subscribed to see it:
Fansly.com/clairemax
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Just working on some potions at the alchemy table…
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She was a teenager when Krypton was destroyed and grew up on a fragment of the planet. She probably got them pierced as a kid.
Supergirl was my first superhero hyper fixation and I was beyond obsessed with her when I was young lol
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