Former Football Field Marshal @BearkatsFB — National Champ —Proud Conservative — “Salty Old Timer” — TXHSFB Official —

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Where it all started....#TrojanPride #BringTheWood
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Today, on what would have been his 75th birthday, we remember Dale Earnhardt.
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NEW: The NYPD chief who was caught on camera chasing down the ISIS-inspired New York City bomb throwers speaks out. 46-year-old commander of Patrol Borough Manhattan North, Chief Aaron Edwards, is speaking out following the incident. “I always say, we’re all cops, right? Regardless of rank, regardless of life, regardless of position, you’re a cop first. Once a cop, always a cop,” he told the New York Post. “When you see danger, you have that cop in you. You react to it.”
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I ain’t saying a white monster can solve all your problems but it sure as hell can make solving them easier
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Feb 11
You cannot leave the sauna before anyone who was already in there. Pass out if need be.
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Feb 8
We all know you were waiting for this.
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Guy saw the forecast and took no chances.
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I’m looking for knee pads, if the visor is clear, and if the jersey is readable. #ZebraThings #FollowTheRules
Officials in HS football checking to see if the players pants are covering their knees
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Me when the chipotle worker yells out to the cashier that I got double meat
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EAT THE BOX
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The Montana State Bobcats are National Champions for the second time in program history!!! 🏆🏈😸 (2) @MSUBobcats_FB defeats Illinois State, 35-34 in OT. #FCSChampionship
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Seeing my buddy at the bar after getting sent home in an Uber:

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Texas Tech defense is sick Texas Tech offense is sickening
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Texas A&M Police staying active 😂😂 #PMSCFP
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County jail gonna need to bring in portable housing🤣
Buckle up fans, it’s going to be $1 beer and $1 hot dogs at the playoff game on Saturday! 😮‍💨
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Tech Football’s postgame pressers look like a rural county sheriff reporting on a drug bust with @TexasGameWarden involvement.
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Got a new element for the team runout to make the pregame festivities even more special 👀
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This is what I imagine God looks like
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Public Intoxication. PA 102. Unable to walk. Given opportunity to call a sober friend but he locked himself out of his phone. Arrested. #BTHOauburn
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The post game cops shaking hands from opposing teams is very important
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