Ever had the has on the back of your neck stand up? Homies be up to no good. My guy got out of the backseat dipping with gold.

This forgotten mouse experiment is now more relatable than ever.

Peter Hickman is insane.

I like reposting this video randomly, it says it all

Public schools failed me.

🚨 “Oregon is using satellites to hunt small farms.” Farmer Justin Rhodes says the state redefined “CAFO” so even 3 cows and a milking stand count as a factory farm. Cease-and-desist letters. $100K “upgrades.” Family farms shut down. 🇺🇸 THIS IS WAR!

I’ve started using AI for research- and I made an absolute banger episode about it. Live in a couple hours. Link 👇

Off to Astoria from Portland area.

A State Department of Fish and Wildlife sends a letter to a home/landowner asking for permission to access a creek on his property to document the decline in a certain species of unheard of frogs. The property owners' response in the second letter is EPIC. Letter from Dept. Of Fish & Wildlife: Dear Landowner: WDFWR Staff will be conducting surveys for foothill yellow-legged frogs & other amphibians over the next few months. As part of this research we would like to survey the creek on your property. I am writing this letter to request your permission to access your property. ***************************** RESPONSE FROM LANDOWNERS: Dear Mr. Nemel: Thank you for your inquiry regarding accessing our property to survey for the yellow-legged frog. We may be able to help you out with this matter. We have divided our 2.26 acres into 75 equal survey units with a draw tag for each unit. Application fees are only $8.00 per unit after you purchase the "Frog Survey License" ($120.00 resident / $180.00 Non-Resident). You will also need to obtain a "Frog Habitat" parking permit ($10.00 per vehicle). You will also need an "Invasive Species" stamp ($15.00 for the first vehicle and $5.00 for each add'l vehicle) You will also want to register at the Check Station to have your vehicle inspected for Non-native plant life prior to entering our property. There is also a Day Use fee, $5.00 per vehicle. If you are successful in the Draw you will be notified two weeks in advance so you can make necessary plans and purchase your "Creek Habitat" stamp. ($18.00 Resident / $140.00 Non-Resident). Survey units open between 8 am. And 3 PM. But you cannot commence survey until 9 am. And must cease all survey activity by 1 PM. Survey Gear can only include a net with a 2" diameter made of 100% organic cotton netting with no longer than an 18 in handle, non-weighted and no deeper than 6' from net frame to bottom of net. Handles can only be made of BPA-free plastics or wooden handles. After 1 PM. You can use a net with a 3" diameter if you purchase the "Frog Net Endorsement" ($75.00 Resident / $250 Non-Resident). Any frogs captured that are released will need to be released with an approved release device back into the environment unharmed. As of June 1, we are offering draw tags for our "Premium Survey" units and application is again only $8.00 per application. However, all fees can be waived if you can verify "Native Indian Tribal rights and status". You will also need to provide evidence of successful completion of "Frog Surveys" and your "Comprehensive Course on Frog Identification, Safe Handling Practices, and Self-Defense Strategies for Frog Attacks." This course is offered on-line through an accredited program for a nominal fee of $750.00. Please let us know if we can be of assistance to you. Otherwise, we decline your access to our property but appreciate your inquiry. “Let’s Go Brandon!” Sincerely, The American Citizens!

Kelly Slater in SIPPING JETSTREAMS (The Momentum Files) youtu.be/tmx12SVMpuQ?si=5nbI… via @YouTube I can’t get Sizzla, “Haunted and Nervous”out of my head. I can’t find it on Spotify. Only this amazing YouTube clip. #Sizzla

Good Morning X.

I am so in.

Here is an update on our mobilization to the #RowenaFire in Wasco Co. Our team will be briefed at 9:30 p.m. We are sending two additional task forces for a total of eight. Five will arrive tonight, and three will arrive in the morning. (📸 Wasco County Sheriff's Office ) (1/2)

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I loved today. Friends and a 45’ catamaran named “Gap Year”.

Dash 8 Air Canada Express Flight 2259 operated by Pal Airlines, experienced an aircraft incident upon arrival in Halifax from St. John’s, NL. 😳 x.com/Schneidersznn/status/1…

To get on a plane this am: 1. Missed my first flight because I got ALMOST to the airport when I realized I didn’t have my ID 2. Showed ID at airline to check my bag. 3. Retinal scan at CLEAR to expedite tsa 4. Facial recognition photo for TSA (last time I threw a fit, today I wasn’t in the mood) 5. Bags scanned and inspected by tsa agent westing mask 6. Personal xray scan. @DOGE can @TSA please be the first to go?

Hahahaha, Painting by Deitz Nuutzen!!

If this gets 10K retweets I’ll take out the West Coast