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So my co worker just said: "You shouldn’t eat red meat!" I said: "My grandfather lived to be 100yrs old." He said: "Did he eat red meat?" I said: "No, he minded his own business."
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when I tell you I'm getting my life back on track...
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Who called it genetic engineering instead of gene hackman?
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'Scuse me while I kiss the ground
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Friday? I heard that’s pizza day.
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I’m this old…
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Cooking for 3 hours just to eat for 15 minutes, is the biggest scam in the world.
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This is an important detail to add.
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18 Jan 2023
But is it really??
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1983: You're known by the company you keep. 2023: You're judged by the accounts you follow.
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How many #drivingschools will actually come pick you up for your behind-the-wheel #drivinglessons? Well, we do, for one. comedyguys.com/behind-the-wh…
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13 Jan 2023
In retrospect, maybe the sloth was not the best choice for a spirit animal.
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When that's GOOD news! :)
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Life without kids sounds wild to me; you can just go on vacations or the bathroom whenever you want.
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13 Jan 2023
Hi, this is Twitter
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3,027 years from today, life will either be really good or really bad! It’ll be 5050.
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