If it’s close to home, if it’s 50 miles from me, it’s the same damn thing. Shit happens and that’s what it is.
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For me, apex 'late style' cinema is de Gaulle's former personal chef, Jacques Pépin, becoming a YouTuber at age 84, uploading single take meditations on how to peel a carrot or slice an apple. No lighting. No mics. Just a benevolent maestro chopping his billionth onion for us.
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this is what scp-173 should look like
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A real killer would’ve stuck a needle in him and leave him in the streets like LeBron did with delonte west
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海外勢のArliethが白イタチさん由来の「イタチコンボの亜種に名前があるか？」という話でイタチ改だよって教えたんだけど「変則イタチ」って呼んでる人もいたよな、とふと思った。
イタチコンボと違って対ダッドリーだとバリエーションが増える。
ちなみに最後の小吹上のコマンドは66621 小P
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we really need to talk about how *only* wanting to see gooner stuff in anime is *also* contempt for the medium
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the xkcd guy would not say that
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I like that this person didn't like Super Metroid's gameplay, and the only arguments people can muster in its defense are "it's iconic and super popular."
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Boyhood is thinking you could be Town sheriff
Adolescence is thinking you are the Saloon Owner
Adulthood is realizing you just wanna be the Newspaper Man
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This is how people were named before everyone went hyper conformist in the 1940s-1980s and created a country of John's and Liz's, creating the vacuum that enabled the current crop of Ayden and Kylee variants to spread out
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reading books about the 1910s-1930s is always crazy bc you have to just pretend that these were normal names for americans beings to have
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carryin when he travel #usedtothis
BREAKING: James Harden was arrested early Saturday morning and charged with the unlawful carrying of weapons, per @TMZ
(h/t @BASKETBALLonX )
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harden finally seein court time in june 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️
BREAKING: James Harden was arrested early Saturday morning and charged with the unlawful carrying of weapons, per @TMZ
(h/t @BASKETBALLonX )
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Iberian sword and sorcery
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Manny Pacquiao's boxing license, circa 1998.
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We have caught, and compromised, to a permanent end, General Grievous.
We've just received word Obi-Wan has destroyed General Grievous.
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Spielberg was a CIA plant to distract from the one hundred movies a year that were about trucker struggles
99% of Spielberg discourse ignores that if you delete Jaws and Star Wars the biggest movies of the 70s would still mostly be like, Smokey and the Bandit and The Poseidon Adventure.
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posting "anthony bourdain kinda looks like jeffrey epstein" and the amount of backlash from people who tweet about "yearning" and retweet david lynch edits is so immense that a dislike button spontaneously materializes on the website for my post and my post only
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