100% drama, 100% games. That's every day and that's a promise. Will remove my pride twibbon when America removes its intolerance twibbon
Joined January 2016
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29 Mar 2025
From this point forward, any post anyone dislikes from this account is actually from one of the many foreign students whose free speech rights I am bravely protecting
28 Mar 2025
If the US government is going to start deporting foreign students for having incorrect opinions, maybe one partial solution is for students who are citizens to volunteer to express their opinions for them.
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My wife feeds me one of these a week and I eat and digest it whole like a snake
Americans in the quotes be like "that food is disgusting, now let me eat my canned chicken and squeezy cheese in peace"
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terrible way to find out my wife and mother have passed away
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I don't want to get anyone in local journalism fired but there's a guy at the seattle times who cranks up the hdr slider to max on every photo and it's driving me insane
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because it's fun as fuck and I can afford it?
Honest question: why the fuck would anyone get in a helicopter for fun at this point
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This is a humiliation ritual. Joe Cool would never do this.
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Jd Vance documents this trauma in hillbilly elegy
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Trump-ally Mamdani’s New York City versus the border town victimized by his regime… take a guess which side the hasanbros are taking
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Me when my subordinates are gabbing about Taylor swift concert tickets
Jun 11
What having a girlfriend is like today after the Knicks game last night
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leftists would see the space pods and wish they were tide pods 😤
Jun 12
Kind of telling that many negative reviews of Spielberg's work are "Our greatest living artist processes trauma by finding optimism and hope. If only he had given into pessimism and doom, like me."
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Contrast addicts when consumers demand the highlights and shadow detail they paid for
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All you need to live without consumerism is a boat and a side by side and a snow machine and ten guns and
Jun 13
Them: omg I could never live without my favorite shops and consumerism
Me:
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huge lore update
Jun 12
Being a symbol of speed and freedom to Filipino fans for 35 years!
Happy Philippine Independence Day!🔵🇵🇭
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many miss this island secret
Jun 12
MrBeast reveals his trick for giving away islands on the cheap
“There’s two options, you can buy a really cheap shit island and terraform it and make it nice, or you can buy a really nice one problem is the really nice ones are all at least like 10, 11, 12 million”
“you can find a shitty island for like 800 grand. huge, fucking massive, but it’s literally just a rock with trees on it.”
“when we give away islands we buy the shitty ones and then we import a bunch of sand, import a couple hundred trees, and build a little house, build sheds on it, and then it’s like 800k.”
“you put like 2 million in and then you got a really nice looking island, which is still infinitely cheaper than if you just bought one of the 10 million dollar ones”
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I watched so many angelopoulos films in college in our library’s media lab, no idea what they’re like on a screen bigger than twelve inches.
You never see me at the club, I never see you at the rare 35mm Theo Angelopoulos screening.
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Spielberg was a CIA plant to distract from the one hundred movies a year that were about trucker struggles
99% of Spielberg discourse ignores that if you delete Jaws and Star Wars the biggest movies of the 70s would still mostly be like, Smokey and the Bandit and The Poseidon Adventure.
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Im too dumb to comment on his paintings but A Bigger Splash (1973) is one of the most startling depictions of yearning in cinema
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Nah but why is this giving the backlots
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Season one, episode one of The Twilight Zone ("Where is Everybody?").
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trump reverse-polarized america into being more pro birthright citizenship than it has been in decades, and almost everyone against it believes trump has a god-given right to undo it by declaration. rand paul's catering to like, 5 conservative legal bloggers.
I have proposed a constitutional amendment to end birthright citizenship. Cases like this are not what the 14th Amendment was intended for.
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