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26 Jan 2023
this site has gotten progressively shittier since this tweet.
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If we ever get a Black president again, I want him or her to have a cookout right on the front lawn of the White House.
A Blackity Black ass cookout.
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How could you do that to me Mississippi??? I learned how to spell you in 2nd grade!
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Why arenโt there more showings of I Love Boosters in Mississippi??? Itโs maybe 3 total showings in the entire state and there are none within a 70 mile radius of meโน๏ธ @BootsRiley please helpppp๐ญ
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this joke fucking kills me
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Jun 13
If I cure cancer I will get very rich. And a bunch of people on this site will apparently find my sudden wealth outrageous.
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In my lifetime, China lifted 850 million people out of poverty, while the US created one trillionaire. It is clear as day that socialism is the key to our future.
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this is how itโll be when It Happens
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Jun 14
just read that someone visiting america had chilis chipotle and canes within the same day do u know u have 5 minutes
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this NY pho shop owner about to have a great week
Must feel so amazing right now to be a Vietnamese man in NYC named Nicks Nguyen and hearing the whole city chant your name
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Jun 13
Is there a scientific reason no one has been able to replicate the original video of the cop being ejected at Mach 2 or did the slide just judge him impure of heart
I'm loving all the videos ๐๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ
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This is that stupid rumour again. Watch the movie I Love Boosters and see what the movie is about. If I was trying to persuade people to be Boosters, that'd be low goals. There's way more to do. Also, illegal business comes from material necessity, not culture.
Ok donโt let them people persuade yโall to be BOOSTERS and SCAMMERS with that rachet Young Miami song and that KeKe Palmer movie. They will lock your stupid ass up. Tell the children.
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In a heartbeat
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Jun 13
"can i be a hater for a second?" my dear friend. with me you can be a hater for 1 million years
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I just know the hardcore show banana costume guy is SEETHING right now
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Knicks fan threw a banana into the crowd and it promptly came back to him ๐ญ๐๐
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you can debate ideology, but when the mayor turns sidewalks into watch parties and the knicks immediately win their first title since 1973, the heavens have issued a press release
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Leon Kennedy
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Shout out to the strippers of NYC tonight. I hope you make your yearly salary in one weekend!
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NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOUโRE NEAR SOME TRASH RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR TRASH, GO DISPOSE OF THE TRASH RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE THE OFFICIAL NYC BIN! YOUR TRASH IS OUR TRASH AS OF RIGHT NOW. CONGRATS KNICKS ๐๐งก๐๐งก๐๐งก๐๐งก๐๐งก๐๐งก
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dumbest shit imaginable happening there and it's so cool man, what a great city
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Knicks fan threw a banana into the crowd and it promptly came back to him ๐ญ๐๐
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