1: I dont know many people that can sum-up the election and what followed better than @TuckerCarlson reading @martyrmade's twitter thread:

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Elon even has his own support groups that are suffering from EDS

A 17-YEAR-OLD IN INDIA BUILT A WEBSITE WHERE 25 MILLION PEOPLE HAVE SHOWN UP TO PRETEND THEY ARE AN AI CHATBOT it's called youraislopbores.me you open it and there are two tabs. "human" and "larp as ai." if you click human, you get to type a prompt. anything. "draw me a DJ in space." "should i text my ex." "how many Rs in strawberry." it costs 1 credit. you start with a few. they refill on a cooldown. then your prompt gets sent into a queue, and a real person somewhere on earth picks it up and has 60 seconds to answer like an AI would. no machine learning. no neural net. just some guy in his bedroom typing as fast as he can and pretending he is a chatbot. the page tells you, verbatim: "you have 60 seconds to fulfill a request before sam altman burns your H100." if you flip to the other tab and larp as ai instead, you earn credits to send your own prompts. it is a perfectly closed economy of mutual roleplay. what makes it transcend is the chaos: > someone asked for a sketch of "a DJ in space" and got something that looks exactly like a real model failing > someone asked "should i text my ex" and got back confident hallucinated life advice from a stranger > the fan strategy guides advise you to begin your reply with "as an AI language model, i cannot have feelings, but here is my feeling" it is the most accurate parody of an AI chatbot ever made, and the AI is humans. the kid who built it is Mihir Maroju, a 17-year-old high school graduate from Puducherry. he goes by mikidoodle online. NPR confirmed the site hit 25 million unique visitors and nearly 280 million total hits in roughly a month. "i didn't really expect it to be so addictive," he told them. no signup. no app. no paywall. you open the URL and you are inside the joke. the footer just says, in tiny grey text: "humans make mistakes because that's what makes us human." the internet is healing.

Who did it best? 😂 credit: @roofright on Instagram

There’s no way they won’t notice

Us GenXers 🤣🤣💯🎯

Cowboys and Indians by Trett McCrick “Here’s a little story ‘bout Frisco, Texas…” Song of the summer just dropped.

Best one of these yet 😂 cc: @ksfootball7 on Instagram

Cop arrested, fired for pointing gun at fellow officer for microwaving fish at police station. trib.al/xTEPEl0

The Midwest “Front Door”

A true bro adds weight and clears your browser 🗿🗿

He’s not wrong 😹😹😹😹😹

It's a smaller world that most would like to admit. x.com/i/status/2058593929646…

Weak. Gay.

If construction gigs had open tryouts—real ones, with timed concrete pours, ladder carries, framing sprints, and 100lb bag hauls—you’d see the sorting happen in one morning. The parking lot at 5:45am would fill with lifted trucks, vans with tool racks, and guys who look like they were born with calluses. Young White and Hispanic men would dominate the line, built from summers on job sites since 16. A few built Black dudes who’ve swung hammers their whole lives. Eastern Europeans, Pacific Islanders, a scattering of tough Asians who don’t talk much. They’d show up on time, hydrated, no drama. The ones who wouldn’t: the 145lb communications major with the “The Future is Female” sticker. The activist who spent college protesting “toxic masculinity” but suddenly needs “essential worker” pay. The pronoun crowd demanding knee pads and safe spaces from rebar. Office soft boys who think a spirit animal gets them through 110° heat index. They’d either ghost the tryout or tap out by 9am when the first blister forms. Foremen know the truth no HR department admits: this work rewards raw capability, not credentials or feelings. You don’t “diversity hire” your way through a roof collapse or 40ft scaffold. The market sorts brutally. The tryouts would just make it visible.

The Lt. Dan of Birds

Someone edited THE THREE AMIGOS vs. TOMBSTONE and it fits so perfectly 😂🔥

When people hate Teslas 😏 demokkkrats are the biggest hypocrites 🤦‍♀️ and they know it 💯 I Luv my Tesla #CyberBeast 🤛via Matthew Josten