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Shmedricko retweeted
8 Oct 2024
just spitballing here but what if instead of a beer glass that makes you drink slower, there were a longbeck beer bottle with ridges in the neck (almost like a vortex) that shot beer down your throat at record speeds
Japan has invented a beer glass that makes you drink slower.
The shape of the glass slows down the pace of drinking by about three times.
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Shmedricko retweeted
30 Jun 2023
Concept: a game where you're a one person postal servic in a slowly healing world after a major apocalypse, you connect different small towns together and do little side quests, customize the rv you live in and find love along the way, it is titled Post Apocalyptic
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27 Jun 2023
Quick question: how do we feel about calling people "Pilgrim" in the endearing baseball-coach-rustling-a-players-hair kinda way? We talking slur? Reclaimed term? Would be a shame for such a fun word to go underutilized
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Shmedricko retweeted
31 May 2023
AI generated Shaq Commercial
THE SHAK SHAKER $HAMILLION
😱 This is nightmare fuel 😱
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5 Jun 2023
Seems like everything these days is Natural this and Natural that. Who is behind all this Natural business? BIG NATURALS?
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Shmedricko retweeted
30 May 2023
remembering when i asked a spanish teacher if "señorito" was a word like "señorita" is, and she said it's only used when a little boy is wearing a suit and looks like a little gentleman
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31 May 2023
mixing parmesan cheese and soy sauce is the forbidden umami holy grail
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Shmedricko retweeted
27 May 2023
Everybody you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about against 30-50 feral hogs
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24 May 2023
Clip the treadmills emergency stop clothespin thing directly to the nipple to increase endorphins
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17 May 2023
Is it just me or did "life hacks" go from originally cute curiosities to complete dog shit for the last 7 years to actually life-changing in the last couple months?
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6 Mar 2022
You're watching the news, all gloom and doom as usual, when the weather segment comes on - a cherry jingle. Carl Weathers is standing there with sad rain clouds projected all over him. He accidentally wore a green sports coat. After 5 seconds of the deadest air possible he says:
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