I am a guy who likes FLASHLIGHTS!!! age: 24
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Jun 14
It's always the people you most expect
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RT @MKaylaUltra: This episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia aired in 2020 during peak woke
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>"Anti-FDR"
>Gives FDR hella aura every time
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Sometimes you just need to relax in the rainforest.
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"ChatGPP"
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boondocks did a funnier joke abt dis
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Jun 14
directing one of the biggest summer blockbusters and then going home to talk to deltarune pfps on discord is so fucking funny to me
On Discord, Kane Parsons recently talked about how it feels to return to his “normal” workflow after the success of BACKROOMS:
“Things are normal but also stranger than ever now. {I} have so much leverage now”
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Jun 13
what’s the most recently released movie that can unambiguously be considered a “classic” already
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Somebody made an animation of this. I don’t know where it is.
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Jun 14
zohran is so funny bc why is speed closer to him than his security 😭😭
IShowSpeed didn't realize he was sitting next to Zohran Mamdani the Mayor of New York City the entire time while at the World Cup game 😭
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I dreamt that I was James Bond (Sean Connery to be exact, I had his voice), killed a bad guy with a pitchfork after a car chase, then said "I am afraid we have come to a fork in the road."
Sometimes my brain really cooks.
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Most people's self-inserts are power fantasy Mary Sues/Gary Stus of themselves but Sigma Seville drew himself being terrorized by his own creations
Eu acho hilário que o criador do Alvin e os Esquilos (David Seville) literalmente fez um self-insert, com seu personagem de mesmo nome.
Mas depois que ele faleceu, as outras adaptações de Alvin e os Esquilos retrataram o David Seville na forma de um pai solteiro charmoso kkkkkkk
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Average Romanian dashcam video
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May 19
"Don't view the "For You" Tab. They put something in it, to make you forget. I don't even know why I opened this app."
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Good morning, all.
It is I, your local far left propagandist, according to Twitter.
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Jun 12
Me browsing X after the World Cup is over and all the Europeans have gone home
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In Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989), Sean Connery improvised the line, “She talks in her sleep.” The first time he said it, the cast and crew burst into laughter, and director Steven Spielberg liked it so much he wrote it into the script.
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