The beating heart of middle England. Travel by bus. Far right.
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4 Jul 2020
I can’t pretend I’m not disappointed.
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Order will go in today @364690. Which of these two. I know I love The Lineage, and have never had the Rocky Patel ones. What say you?
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Lavender, agapanthus and a small resurgent lemon tree peeping out.
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Dr Helen Webberley, everyone’s imaginary friend.
*does this help Helen?
Trans. Black. Tall. Short. These are all just adjectives to the word woman. They describe her, they do not decide whether she counts as one. A tall woman is a woman. A black woman is a woman. A trans woman is a woman. The noun does not change.
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Jun 12
People…..Doris is some sad, spotty, lonely teenager who’s baiting you. Stop falling for his shit
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“Deary” 👀👀
Jun 12
exscuse me deary,ask grok..go well.x
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RIP David Hockney. A giant. An artistic whirlwind. A roaring artistic revolution. Born in Bradford, made in LA. A study in excellence. Enjoy the great studio in the sky, David!
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An urgent message arrives.
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The world literally revolves around GMT.
Jun 11
The world doesn’t revolve around GMT.
We stayed up for South Korea/Japan 2002.
We stay up for NFL games.
We stayed up for Lennox Lewis in Vegas.
We stayed up for McGregor cards.
Yet suddenly a North American World Cup is a problem? 😂
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Yes, it literally does.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenwich…
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Just watched the national lottery advert ahead of football kicking off. Looked familiar. Realised it was filmed in my kitchen! 😭😭😢🤣
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Utter, utter, utter bollocks. theguardian.com/education/20…
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I showed John these new AI helmets. I told him they would be available to all our troops my year-end. He said it wasn’t enough. He suggested the cornflakes were expendable. We agreed to differ.
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Doris from Watford retweeted
Jun 11
Faced with a choice between a Defence Secretary who wanted to spend more on our armed forces, a Chancellor who wouldn’t, and an Attorney General who enjoys suing them, the Prime Minister decided he could do without … the Defence Secretary.
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Bristol cunts (not you @StupidNeilAgain)
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Doris from Watford retweeted
Jun 10
Has Starmer been to Belfast yet and wanked off a dog to improve his optics?
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Doris from Watford retweeted
Jun 10
I’m sure Ceaușescu said things like this as his regime came under pressure and he ordered the state security apparatus to step up attacks on ordinary people.
Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer has said the disorder in Belfast was “shocking and completely unacceptable”, adding: “It is clear that people were targeted last night because of their background and I will not tolerate it.”
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“Time and again”, single incidents”.
Jun 10
Politicians who fanned these flames should hang their heads in shame.
Time and again we've seen this story play out. Single incidents used to fuel a far right narrative - and communities across the nation paying the price.
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