He/Him
Joined May 2021
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Going to tell me daughter this is made with the finest cheddar that England has to offer
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The_Count_of_Haunted_Crisco retweeted
Jun 9
Trump finding out the Knicks win streak is 13: im going to fuck it
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This psychopath is trying to kill the president!
May 30
We want the Death Penalty for anyone who rapes a child.
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Raise the cone!
Apr 18
Couldn’t make it to the game today?
RT for your chance to win this autographed Paul Skenes Cy Young bobblehead!
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Literal Hitler shit.
TRUMP: “The Iranians are animals. That’s why blowing up their bridges and power stations isn’t a war crime.”
I’m at loss for words.
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Hoist the cone!
Apr 5
In honor of a very successful Opening Weekend at PNC Park, we're giving away this team-autographed poster.
RT for your chance to win! 🏴☠️
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The_Count_of_Haunted_Crisco retweeted
Mar 25
The state of New York once @KathyHochul stops making AI memes and starts taxing literal millionaires 2% more instead of cutting jobs and public resources
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Luigi Mangione and Maduro watching the game tomorrow
Mar 15
I wonder what Luigi Mangione thinks of Team Italy’s magical WBC run
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Walking back the false flag setup because nobody believed it is hilarious.
Mar 12
This post and story should be immediately retracted by ABC News for providing false information to intentionally alarm the American people.
They wrote this based on one email that was sent to local law enforcement in California about a single, unverified tip. The email even states the tip was based on *unverified* intelligence. Yet ABC News left out this critical fact in their story! WHY?
TO BE CLEAR: No such threat from Iran to our homeland exists, and it never did.
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I can't believe Timothee Chalamet insinuated that ballet and opera are no longer relevant in mainstream culture and that he hopes cinema doesn't end up the same way. Does he know how offensive that is to me, a person who likes misinterpreting things and getting angry about them
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The_Count_of_Haunted_Crisco retweeted
26 Jul 2021
I’ll serve crack before I serve this country
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Nancy Mace just called for the president to be executed. Wild times we live in.
Feb 26
If you rape a child, you don't deserve a second chance, you deserve the death penalty.
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Literally should face the death sentence. Not even in a fun or whimsical way.
Feb 23
The Epstein Files reveal that former U.S. Ambassador to Mexico Earl Anthony Wayne impregnated an 11 year old
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The_Count_of_Haunted_Crisco retweeted
Feb 12
It’s never “here is what Democrats will do for you if you elect us”
But rather “here’s what we’ll let Republicans to do you if you don’t get in line with the right wing candidate pre-selected by the billionaire class”
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This is why they get so mad at leftists. How dare someone challenge the indisputable truth that they are the good guy? Their entire ethos is built around it. Just ignore the genocide, and increased ICE funding, and police crackdowns on students exercising the first amendment etc.
Feb 11
All of our candidates are good. Hillary was good, Joe was good, Kamala was good, and the next candidate will be good. The problem is yall want a perfect candidate, not a good one. And you’re weirdly comfortable with throwing vulnerable people under the bus if you don’t get one.
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Libs: vote for Gavin
Left: what’s his platform?
Libs: what do you mean?
Left: what’s he offering?
Libs: FUCK YOU, selfish prick, my friends are being killed by ICE, how the fuck dare you make demands!
Left: oh, sorry, is Gavin anti-ICE?
Libs: no, he wants to triple their budget
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The_Count_of_Haunted_Crisco retweeted
I didn’t see all these people worrying about “marginalized groups” when Newsom vetoed LGBTQ bills last year, when he fucking destroyed encampments, and when he did nothing while ICE occupied LA, which set the blueprint for what were seeing in MN and elsewhere.
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Vagueposting then turning off comments should negatively affect your credit rating.
he tried to fucking kill her man. the weight of that is just so heavy. i’ve been sitting here for an hour just sick to my fucking stomach
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