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Tryna have a big soul. A big swol soul. Big pumped soul with which I can lift all my brothers and sisters. I can lift them clean from the dirt and filth, spare them the stains on their soles. I also want bigger calves, amen.
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Haven't seen dril tweets in a while. Different era.
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I'm tryna hear that goop get grinched namsayin
Maybe a controversial take but Iβm not a big music during sex guy. If Iβm at someoneβs place about to get laid and they want to put music on, Iβm not going to stop them but it doesnβt enhance the experience for me. Itβs just background noise. Useful if they have roommates home
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"yeah so "getting Shanghaied" came from people getting snatched up and shipped off to China back in the day"
"wow that sounds really disorienting"
"It's extremely Orienting, actually"
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Finally I feel Seen
Jun 15
Me on the plane watching the movie the guy in front of me is watching with no sound:
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The clever thing here is OP never defines men's marital duties, but all these dudes chime in with their projected idea of those duties, which are mainly being a household appliance or perhaps robot slave. Aim higher on duties, dudes.
Jun 15
No man is fulfilling his marital duties during the day and then being denied sex when he gets into bed.
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Despite the best efforts of the Incompetent TSA to cancel White Boy Summer, we have overcome and landed 20 minutes early in Philly. Let's boogie
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Chris P. Wicks! at the VC5 ππ retweeted
Jshee Jshing Ping
- every single American newsreader
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America is a wealthy nation, and kids are out of school now.
Iβm waiting to start a new job and I really donβt know where all these people are getting their money. Itβs insane. Gym, grocery store, burger joints, all packed. Even before the summer.
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People arent ready for a real lover
you ever get so horny you stop jerking off and literally start fucking your hand
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Women are so good, what excellent creatures
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If you've been scrolling the TL all day and have been on the fence BUY THE TICKET
less than 6 hours left to get your vibecamp ticket!
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Selection effects rule everything around me, SEREAM, get the money, dolla dolla bills y'aaaaaall
This is what makes me doubt the idea of βIQβ as a meaningful construct. I work in elite academia and honestly donβt see a lot of variation in raw intellectual horsepower, either among academics or in comparing academics to non-academics. 1/
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Getting emotional because it's unlikely my cat and my friend's cat will ever get to meet and I think they might get along in such a cute way
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Because money can be exchanged for goods and services
Jun 14
this is so crazy to me. the reason to work at spacex is because you get to do the best engineering in the world for something that matters. why would you care about the money
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You mean Nick Mullen?
Jun 15
WAIT OBSESSION WAS MADE BY THE CUM GUY????
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Criminally underrated tweet
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I have definitely blown guys like this out of bars many times during gigs
I will not apologize
As Iβve said before, I donβt recall a single time Iβve ever enjoyed the live music in a pub
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Guy who's mistaking a homonym: whats wrong with being content
Jun 15
There is something deeply dystopian about a society where every eccentric person is pressured into becoming content.
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There is a wife in your computer if you just press the right buttons in the right order at the right time
Jun 15
Itβs kinda crazy you can make someone fall for you just by putting words in the correct order
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Great sales reps make hundreds of thousands of dollars working from home or enjoying company-paid travel and events. If you encounter a true elite sales rep at a garden store, you're blessed because you are witnessing millions of dollars of opportunity cost at work.
Jun 15
You used to be able to go to the garden shop or hardware store and theyβd get excited about your projects/give you pointers and now half the time you ask where something is and are met with a blank stare.
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