Every crypto bro cheering this bill is either on Coinbase’s payroll or can’t read. I read all 278 pages. You’re getting played. I’ve been in crypto since 2012. That’s 14 years of watching governments pretend to be confused while quietly building the cage. Trump promised to make America “the crypto capital of the world.” His party just delivered a surveillance framework that would make the CCP blush. Today I’m launching the Day2026 Bill Tracker. It does one thing: exposes how both parties collaborate to build your digital prison while you cheer. First up: The Senate Digital Asset Market Structure Act. 278 pages of “regulatory clarity” from Senator Tim Scott. Translation: 278 pages of compliance theater that kills everything crypto was built for. Here’s what your favorite influencers won’t tell you because their bags depend on you not knowing: MANDATORY TRADE SURVEILLANCE - Every exchange must implement real-time monitoring. Every. Single. Transaction. The NSA called, they want their playbook back. UNIVERSAL REGISTRATION - Exchanges, brokers, dealers, even “associated persons” must register. Anonymous participation? Dead. Satoshi’s vision? Buried. FULL DISCLOSURE TO THE STATE - Token issuers must hand over source code, transaction history, and tokenomics to regulators. Open source for thee, total transparency for me. MANDATORY GOVERNMENT CUSTODIANS - Your coins must sit with approved custodians. Self-custody for regulated activity? Effectively illegal. Not your keys, not your coins just became federal policy. DEFI IN THE CROSSHAIRS - For the first time ever, DeFi developers face registration requirements. Building permissionless systems now requires permission. Let that sink in. YOUR DATA GOES GLOBAL - Transaction records flow to the SEC, CFTC, and foreign regulators. Your wallet activity shared with central banks worldwide. Bullish, right? WHO ACTUALLY WINS: Coinbase gets a regulatory moat that buries competitors. You think Brian Armstrong is lobbying for YOUR freedom? Chainalysis gets permanent government contracts. Surveillance as a service, funded by your tax dollars. BlackRock and Wall Street get clear on-ramps while DeFi gets strangled in the crib. The SEC and CFTC get expanded empires and fresh revenue streams. You get watched. Tracked. Controlled. But hey, number go up. THE PROCESS: Senators got 48 hours to review 278 pages. Democrats asked for more time. Denied. Because nothing says “deliberative democracy” like speed-running financial surveillance. They call it regulatory clarity. I call it regulatory capture gift-wrapped for the donor class. THE REAL GAME: This is what “bipartisan consensus” means in 2026: both parties racing to build total financial surveillance while fighting about pronouns on cable news. Republicans say they oppose CBDCs. Then they vote for infrastructure that makes CBDCs inevitable. Democrats say they want consumer protection. Then they vote for bills written by the corporations they claim to regulate. Different jerseys. Same owners. THE UNCOMFORTABLE TRUTH: Trump isn’t saving crypto. He’s domesticating it. The goal was never to ban Bitcoin. The goal was to make it legible, trackable, and taxable. Mission accomplished. Every laser-eyed profile pic celebrating this bill is either naive, compromised, or selling you something. WHAT I’M DOING ABOUT IT: Full analysis with threat scores, beneficiary tracking, and talking points: (day2026.com/legislation/sena…) Every major bill gets this treatment. PATRIOT Act. TARP. CARES Act. REAL ID. GENIUS Act. Executive orders. All of it. Exposed. THE ANNOUNCEMENT: Neither party will protect your financial freedom. Neither party actually opposes CBDCs. Neither party will stop the technocratic merger of corporate and state power. That’s why I’m exploring a run for US Senate in New Hampshire. Not to join the club. To burn down the velvet rope. The algorithm buries truth. Make it work for us.

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The administrator overseeing the wind-down of Terraform Labs has sued high-frequency trading firm Jump Trading, alleging it unlawfully profited from and helped contribute to the collapse of Do Kwon’s crypto empire. The filing seeks $4 billion in damages from Jump, co-founder William DiSomma, and former crypto division head Kanav Kariya. wsj.com/finance/currencies/j…

🟢 BREAKING SΞR NEWS: The Ether Machine $DYNX has acquired 15,000 ETH at an average price of $3,809. They still have $407M available for future $ETH purchases. @TheEtherMachine now holds 334,757 ETH, surpassing the Ethereum Foundation to claim the #3 spot on the SER leaderboard.

Hey @grok, if $ETH hits $4,000 this week, pick 3 random guys in the comments to split $4,000. Make sure they are following me and reposted this tweet. As always, I'll post a payment proof.

I added one line at the end to make the reply an easier read: Assume I’m stuck in a mental echo chamber. I want you to pry it open. Identify the blind spots in my reasoning, the assumptions I treat as facts, and the narratives I’ve subconsciously internalized. Don’t just play devil’s advocate—be a ruthless but respectful collaborator who seeks truth above comfort. Challenge my ideas with precision, offer unfamiliar perspectives, and if I’m playing it safe, tell me. Assume I want to grow, not be coddled. And please explain your points in simple, down-to-earth language—no jargon, no fluff.

Updated now that @babylonlabs_io is live. The FDV is ~ $900M. The yield for BTC stakers is around 0.89%.

That lady was in charge of massive fraud. She just gets to walk away? wtf?

📊 L1 assets moving to @Starknet at a rapid pace, what's cooking?

Here I did the median for you. Age 20-24: $9,774 Age 25-29: $19,270 Age 30-34: $36,178 Age 35-39: $43,416 Age 40-44: $57,668 Age 45-49: $92,370 Age 50-54: $94,923 Age 55-59: $131,460 Age 60-64: $143,640 Age 65-69: $132,290 Age 70-74: $237,692 Age 75-79: $112,106 Age 80 : $88,049

4/18 1. Ownership distribution of bitcoin will change drastically. - ETFs/funds buy up 15% of 21M and TradFi will get the wrong impression of how much of a say they have in Bitcoin. - More businesses will hold bitcoin on the balance sheet to outgrow competitors. (Cheatcode)

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We are now officially at 5B minted $TOPIA tokens with 800M in circulating supply that sets us well to @coinbase and @krakenfx listing. Expect more tokens to become liquid as part of the new players onboarding to @hytopia and market makers onboarding. Let's decentralize $TOPIA ownership from 5k to 5M owners in 2024, shall we @HYCHAIN_GAMES ?