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Cyrus 🐙 @CyrusCyrus__

Overly critical Cubs fan. Largest producer of earwax in North America. 25.

Joined April 2012
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Cyrus 🐙 @CyrusCyrus__
5 Jul 2022
Everybody must think I smell real bad bc I do be farting all the time
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beetle moses @beetlemoses
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ArtButMakeItSports
 @ArtButSports
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Triumph of David, by Giacomo Boni, mid 18th c
kira 👾
 @kirawontmiss
Jun 15
NYC is not happy with Elmo😭
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Orwell & Goode
 @OrwellNGoode
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"I blame the biggest cuck and tourist cult leader in horror" *Shows pictures of the sweetest man on the Internet*
Dude man @AgreeingBook13
Jun 16
You can tell horror is full of tourist larpers now because they are whining about this collab because….. the evil killer is evil. I blame the biggest cuck and tourist cult leader in horror
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BNO News
 @BNONews
Jun 15
UPDATE: 8 crew members killed in B-52 crash at Edwards Air Force Base in California
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katie @spongebobfan360
Jun 15
wow.... is this real??
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Producing farts that smell like the steam coming off fresh from the oven potato wedges
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Andy Ha @AndyHa_
Jun 15
Footage of Japan fans taking litter out of a bag and leaving it all over the stadium at full time, whilst moonwalking around. Shocking scenes.
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nyara
 @nyaraVT
Jun 15
Replacing the rainbow with something even gayer.. the French
Commentary Donald J. Trump Posts From Truth Social
 @TrumpDailyPosts
Jun 14
We are not the same🇺🇸
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bum
 @BattleRapBum
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Nap King Cole @Bphillips1906
Jun 14
The timeline needs the Funk Flex Otis audio
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timothée chalamet's impregnator
 @indiehamlet
Jun 14
casey at the bat🏀🏆 CHAMPS @thebenchesclear
Jun 14
JALEN BRUNSON I’M PREGNANT AND IT’S FUCKING YOURS
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Sidetalk
 @sidetalknyc
Jun 14
Knicks Win the Finals
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I laughed
 @found_it_funny
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paulwall1970 @paulwall1970
Jun 13
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NYC Sanitation
 @NYCSanitation
Jun 14
NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR SOME TRASH RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR TRASH, GO DISPOSE OF THE TRASH RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE THE OFFICIAL NYC BIN! YOUR TRASH IS OUR TRASH AS OF RIGHT NOW. CONGRATS KNICKS 💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡
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Aleksander 🇵🇱🇷🇺
 @dhulqarnayn786
Jun 11
I am Polish and I support Russia, if this bothers you then fuck off.
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Siraj Hashmi
 @SirajAHashmi
Jun 12
Elon Musk walking into Jeff Bezos’s home:
R A W S A L E R T S
 @rawsalerts
Jun 12
🚨 #BREAKING: The average American is now closer to Jeff Bezos in net worth than Jeff Bezos is to Elon Musk.
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1 million seconds = 11 days 1 billion seconds = 32 years 1 trillion seconds = 32,000 years
More Perfect Union
 @MorePerfectUS
Jun 12
BREAKING: Elon Musk has become the first trillionaire in history.
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Cxspxxr✘🧸
 @_6signxxx
Jun 11
“Can a man still be brave if he’s afraid?”
 “That is the only time he can be brave.”
iza
 @izamamaa
Jun 11
Yay! The brave little pony hops over the tiny step
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