(MINOR) connecticut based bisexual white boy that likes warhammer, dungeon meshi and cod zombies | og acc @donkfortress | 🩷💜💙 | 🆓️🇵🇸🇻🇪 | 17 | audhd!!

Joined October 2023
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new pinned i fw all of these follow me and rt if you like them too
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you can’t have PTSD if you’re having fun
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*getting robbed* "dude give me all of your fucking money" "woah woah woah, you can have my cash but first you know ive gotta ask what made you-" *gets shot*
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Always a pleasure to find cool new fan animations to enjoy :) Src -- youtube.com/watch?v=c9k2KlXY…
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this man in the crib going tf off😂
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I find it hilarious when people start with a silly concept based on something like a pun and turn it into something genuinely high-quality
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Uh...we didn't build these for the World Cup. We just had them lying around.
The funniest thing about this World Cup is that people are somehow shocked that country as rich as USA built some good stadiums for it and they pretend its some kind of a miracle.
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ROBLOX place: "backrooms" made by user "kane parsons" is the first place ever to reach 1000 visits in under 7 days. His account was made in 2006.
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"buzzword buzzword buzzword, now let us spy on you and your children"
🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer speaks ahead of announcing a social media ban for under-16s tomorrow morning "How we keep kids safe online is one of the biggest debates of our time. As a dad, I know every parent wants their child to grow up safe and happy. "This is a choice about whose side we’re on: families across the country, or a status quo that isn’t working. People rightly expect action, and this Government will always stand up for parents and put children first. "That’s why we will call time on a system that’s failing our kids and take bold action to give every child the best possible start in life"
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starting to see what the French’s whole beef with this place is
They genuinely actually never learned to cook on that god forsaken island
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"Don't shoot I'm with the science team!" Nope don't care you're getting blasted
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Watching Chazington's latest video and this part made me nearly throw up from laughter
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Watching Chazington's latest video and this part made me nearly throw up from laughter
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Parents REALLY don't like hearing this sort of thing is inherently their own fault. If you give a 5 year old a tablet, it is crack to them. the best way to fix something like this is not to give the child a tablet at all.
The iPad kid epidemic is going to be looked back on as one of the biggest parenting mistakes of the 2010s and 2020s....
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Oh my God. They actually think caramelizing onions is like dipping an apple in carmel. Every meme about the British not knowing how to cook is true!
Replying to @_HMSP
The american mind truly cannot comprehend not eating sugar on everythknf.
Community note
Caramelizing onions does not require added sugar, as it involves slowly cooking the onions to break down their natural sugars. seriouseats.com/caramelized-on… shelovesbiscotti.com/how-to-caramel…
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Uk Niggas fleeing the scene after getting Caught tryna watch YouTube
🚨 NEW: Under-16s in the UK will be banned from the following 10 social media apps TikTok YouTube Snapchat Instagram X Reddit Facebook Twitch Kick Threads
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They're literally called the Covenant, the existential threat is the Flood, and the giant life preservation vessel is called the Ark. They're not space Muslims. You're picking the wrong Abrahamic religion.
Nope. Halo is about the west blowing up space Muslims and how militarism is fucking rad.
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Literally what the fuck are you talking about?
It's impossible to explain to a Yank what Cheddar cheese is like. Their only reference point is liquidised knob cheese in a spray can. We should be mindful of their limitations.
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An American-made cheddar cheese was named the best cheddar cheese by the most recent World Cheese Awards in Bern, Switzerland. gff.co.uk/for-producers/… gff.co.uk/directory/prod…
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