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🚨🗣️New: Thierry Henry reacts to the USA vs Paraguay stoppage for TV commercials: “I’ve spent my entire life in this beautiful game — as a player at the highest level, as a fan, and now as someone who analyses it every week — and what unfolded during that USA versus Paraguay match left me deeply frustrated. The fourth official standing there on the touchline, arm raised high, instructing the referee to hold the restart… not for any injury, not for tactical reasons, and not even primarily for player hydration in that scorching heat. No. It was because the broadcast team hadn’t finished airing all their commercials. That’s not football. That’s a television show pretending to be a World Cup match. The beautiful game is being strangled by greed. Players are out there in the heat, ready to restart, momentum building like a storm about to break — and we pause everything so the sponsors can cash in. It’s like stopping a symphony mid-crescendo because the advertisers want their jingle heard. Football didn’t conquer the world by turning into American sports with endless timeouts and ad breaks. We had rhythm, flow, emotion that flowed like a river. Now? It’s dammed up for dollars. This isn’t about hydration or player welfare anymore — it’s a slippery slope where the soul of the game is sold piece by piece. Fans deserve better. Players deserve better. The referee on that pitch looked like a puppet on strings controlled from some broadcast truck. Enough is enough. We need to protect what made this sport the greatest on Earth before it disappears completely.” The World Cup should be football’s cathedral. Instead, we’re turning it into a shopping mall with a pitch in the middle. And here’s the question nobody wants to answer: if the fourth official is waiting for commercials, then who is really running the game? FIFA? The referee? Or the broadcasters? Because the moment football starts asking advertisers for permission before asking the players, you’ve crossed a line. The World Cup is supposed to be the showcase of football. Not the showcase of who paid the most for airtime.”
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Quentin Tarantino on why Top Gun is gay: “You’ve got Maverick, all right? He’s on the edge, man. And you’ve got Iceman, and all his crew. They’re gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they’re saying, go the gay way.“ “Kelly McGillis, she’s heterosexuality. She’s saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. “She’s in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She’s got the cap on, she’s got the aviator glasses, she’s wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears.” “She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy’s going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I’m do that through subterfuge, I’m gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it.”
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If I wasn't married, I too would be doing 10 hours of "wrist curls" every day... 👀
Joe Rogan was in complete awe after professional arm wrestler Devon Larratt showed him his massive forearms: ROGAN: “Jesus Christ look at your forearms.” LARRAT: “To be a world champion at 51, I’m doing 10 hours of wrist curls per day.” ROGAN: “Hold on. You’re doing 10 hours? Are you training your left arm at all?” LARRAT: “Nothing. All my training is for my right side.” ROGAN: “Oh my god look at the difference. Your right arm is twice the size.” LARRAT: “We only have so much energy. If I tell my body that my energy only goes to my right arm that’s where it will go. Training my left arm would take away from my right arm.” ROGAN: “This is insane.”
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The Dennis retweeted
Tips till företag som använder sig av telemarketing. 1.) Gör inte det. 2.) Om jag blockar ett av era nummer så behöver ni inte försöka igen med 13 nästan identiska nummer. Ta hinten. 3.) Må ni brinna i helvetet, era otyg.
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The Dennis retweeted
Manchester United could finish 15th and still be the biggest topic in football. No other club has rivals this obsessed.
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I’d rather sign players who want to play for Manchester United! Anderson doesn’t! So time to move on to players who do. #mufc
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The Dennis retweeted
Where were you when these incidents happened in your favour, Mikel? 🤡
🚨 Mikel Arteta: “I watched all the penalties in the competition in the last 72 hours to understand what is a penalty and what is not… …that one on Madueke can easily be a penalty”.
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Ngl, this was quite funny
May 30
Rayan Cherki on Instagram: “Run your mouth again 😂😂”
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The Dennis retweeted
Replying to @cgblackmore
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Congrats to the PL title VARsenal...
🚨JUST IN: Arsenal and Chelsea were the biggest beneficiaries of VAR mistakes this season, with Arsenal having 7 referee mistakes go in their favor There were 25 VAR errors this season, up from the 18 last year
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The Dennis retweeted
People crying about Bruno’s assist but Henry was given an assist for THIS

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The Dennis retweeted
Replying to @Dinnydavinci
This is the same moment everyone is sharing a screenshot from behind the goal when the ball hits the back of Verbruggen's hand. It's impossible to definitively tell from either angle that the ball was not going in the goal off the bar, so the standard is to award the attacker.
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Sorry, apparently I missed the time Pep took charge of f*cking Aberdeen and beat Rangers & Celtic to the title AND won the European cup... 🤷🏼‍♂️
🏆 "Those placing Ferguson ahead of Guardiola baffle me. I struggle to agree with a single reason to justify that claim." @Carra23 explains why Guardiola leaves Manchester City as the greatest football coach there has ever been 👇 telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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Class.
This is not mine. This is yours. This is ours. From all the players, staff and everyone involved in the club, to you guys who supported us every single day of the season. Grateful for your love and support ❤️
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Tbh, he's been that for a couple of years at least.
It's official: Bruno Fernandes is the best player in the Premier League 👍
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Pep leaving after facing Carrick ball just once.
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The Dennis retweeted
The Southampton case and size of punishment does set a precedent. If spying can cost potential promotion worth £200m , what happens to clubs found guilty of cooking the books to gain an unfair advantage ? This may or may not include Man City, who vehemently deny all charges.
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Still waiting for @HACKETTREF or @FA_PGMOL to let me know what the difference between these two incidents is 🤔 Why one was praised as the correct decision and the application of the laws to the letter and why one is described as the biggest mistake that a ref has ever made 🤔
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Congratulations to the @PGMOL_FA on your 1st Premier League title. Well deserved
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