“… I am grateful that thorns have roses.” — Alphonse Karr
Joined January 2011
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16 Aug 2020
The way people treat you is a statement of who they are as a person.
It is not a statement about you.
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May 25
This man has 12 - 14 kids to feed.
Let him get in his bag!
May 24
𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴: Free agent wide receiver Tyreek Hill has announced that he is now a DJ in Miami.
Hill has been mastering his craft while recovering from knee surgery and fell in love with EDM.
Tyreek might've played his last down of football.
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May 24
My short film, Supernigga, got rejected every major festival but got 400k views on YouTube organically in a month and had A24 and hella studios begging to make the feature. Moral of the story is there is no one path for all. I choose the internet over festivals.
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Thanks for the heads up. I can go again!
May 24
Yo- in case you have T-Mobile and you don't know- you can use your phone to get $5 tickets to I Love Boosters.
Go this weekend.
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This is why YB pulled out?
May 9
Roc Nation Senior VP, Lenny S can’t believe what he’s witnessing at Rolling Loud Day 1 🤣
“There’s so much I wanna say but I won’t cause I’m a God fearing man”
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Apr 29
The red hair era is sickening 😭
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Apr 26
Cheating on Megan at the beginning of the WNBA season is insane.
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Apr 12
she fucked the city up with this one
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Mar 31
“we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates”
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Mar 14
This is real time.
2 weeks.
52¢ more.
@Kalshi @Polymarket what are the odds looking like for the end of the month?
@washingtonpost
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Mar 11
RT @AVenusianVirgo: How To Pimp A Nigga?
Sweet Tooth?
One Of Them Nights?
Where The Bag At?
TAKE YO MAN?!?!
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Injuries
TUA.
BIJAN.
DRAKE LONDON.
KYLE PITTS.
Who's stopping this Falcons offense? 😳
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Mar 7
I know Harriet was going through it.
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LISA MUTHAFUCKIN RINNA
🔥 Traitors star Maura reveals how Lisa Rinna helped secure her Birkin bag from Rob:
"You can't just walk into a Hermès store and buy a Birkin. It's not easy. You have to have an appointment. Some people are on wait lists for over a year. But obviously, Lisa Rinna, the queen that she is, has a lot of contacts. So I said to Rob immediately, I was like, 'Speak to Lisa. Lisa will make that happen.'"
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He changed his last name again?
Mar 5
Alex is charging $40 for a cameo. He has a 1 star rating with 1 review that reads “Really short cameo and boring no offense” #LoveIsBlind
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Ok. Enough is enough.
Bill Simmons has floated an INSANE idea for LeBron’s last season, suggesting he sign one-week contracts with every franchise 😅
“What if instead of signing with any one team for next season, LeBron makes his retirement tour an actual retirement tour by signing a one-week contract with all 30 teams,” Simmons reads a mail. “Every team gets one LeBron home game where he starts and plays, and they sell thousands of limited jerseys. New York finally gets Nicks LeBron. Minnesota gets an Ant LeBron team up. Miami gets Heat Reunion LeBron. We just keep going. He’s not going to win the title no matter where he goes. Why not generate news in every local market?”
(via Bill Simmons Podcast)
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This city will do anything but expand the MARTA
Atlanta is starting a new public transit system near the airport that uses small self-driving electric pods.
People can ride these pods on demand, and they travel on a special path without a driver.
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The shirt matching the bag
Maura Higgins might not have won 'The Traitors' but she did win a Birkin Bag courtesy of Rob Rausch 👏
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These fish don’t swim, they flop
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