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Joined May 2011
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Dan Comand retweeted
Mar 1
“Its a sign from the universe” no babe those are just targeted ads
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Dan Comand retweeted
Jan 12
we all laughed at PMs and now it’s the only real job left
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17 Sep 2025
Me doing my speech that I wrote on the bus that morning.
Trump: Shakespeare, Tolkien, Orwell… incredible people. Unbelievable people like we have rarely seen before, probably won't see again.
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Dan Comand retweeted
25 Jul 2025
were they also caught at a coldplay concert
25 Jul 2025
Nintendo says Mario and Princess Peach are just 'good friends' who help each other out whenever they can
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Dan Comand retweeted
9 Jul 2025
“still fixing the same bug, no updates from me”
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6 Jun 2025
RT @TVietor08: Hopping on the phone with a bunch of reporters to how much you totally don’t care about your ex
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Dan Comand retweeted
14 May 2025
"Why don't you read the books you already own before buying new books" why don't you eat all the food in the house before going shopping? That's what you sound like. That's how crazy you sound right now
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Dan Comand retweeted
8 May 2025
BREAKING: several hundred new papal ballots were just discovered in maricopa country
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Dan Comand retweeted
6 Apr 2025
Donald Trump is an 80 year old man that paints his face orange and cheats at golf. There’s no 8 dimensional chess game going on.
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Dan Comand retweeted
3 Apr 2025
Now economists know how scientists felt when he said “inject bleach”
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Dan Comand retweeted
28 Feb 2025
The difference between Vance and Rubio is that both of them are going to spend eternity in hell but only Rubio realises it
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Dan Comand retweeted
27 Jan 2025
i cant believe ChatGPT lost its job to AI
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Dan Comand retweeted
14 Nov 2024
If Taylor swift is real she’ll do a meet and greet inside queen and Spadina McDonald’s
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Dan Comand retweeted
9 Nov 2024
It’s crazy that we have a President returning to the White House, and basically no one from his administration is coming back because:
1. They hate him
2. They’re in jail
3. He tried to have them killed
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Dan Comand retweeted
6 Nov 2024
Once again: I hate it here.
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Dan Comand retweeted
6 Nov 2024
2024 campaign epitaph, regardless of outcome:
"Old men are dangerous: it doesn't matter to them what is going to happen to the world."--George Bernard Shaw
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Dan Comand retweeted
6 Nov 2024
Anybody else feel like there's too many counties? You're telling me Georgia needs 159 of them? Grow up.
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Dan Comand retweeted
5 Nov 2024
you vote in the same place for either candidate
5 Nov 2024
Google will help you find a place to vote — unless you’re voting for Trump. 🤡🌎
Community note
>where can I vote for
The search query works since Harris is a county in Texas. The following work:
✅ Clark
✅ Clinton
✅ Eden
✅ Franklin
✅ Floyd
✅ Leon
✅ Marcy
archive.ph/in8mq#selectio…
It does NOT work if there is no city/county/state with the same name:
❌ Kamala
❌ Trump
❌ Walz
google.com/search?q=where…
x.com/NewsFromGoogle…
x.com/JSweetLI/statu…
archive.ph/Egf7T
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