I used to write for the NYT. DMs open. signl: 415-604-2709 farhad.manjoo@gmail.com.
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4 Jan 2022
New Years resolution: tweet less.
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farhad manjoo (former bluecheck) retweeted
5 Jun 2025
Today is like 9/11 for guys who call women "females"
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farhad manjoo (former bluecheck) retweeted
5 Jun 2025
“Jokes on all of you. I helped elect a pedo!”
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5 Jun 2025
this is like kendrick vs drake but with two drakes
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5 Jun 2025
this is only a truth bomb if you’ve been living in a truth shelter for the last 10 years
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31 May 2025
I’ve been using em dashes all my life, a lot of them — turns out I’m an llm
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29 May 2025
never dealt with worse customer service than @StubHub
29 May 2025
Hey @TeamStubHub please respond, my show is tomorrow and I don’t have my tix
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29 May 2025
Hey @TeamStubHub please respond, my show is tomorrow and I don’t have my tix
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farhad manjoo (former bluecheck) retweeted
24 Apr 2025
What we're seeing is how professional cynicism gets deployed.
There are Influencers who make a career saying that everything is corrupt all the time.
Then when @CGasparino reports that the WH give Wall Street execs early alerts, everyone just thinks that's biz as usual.
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15 Apr 2025
Do you think anyone has ever gone to the rodeo for the first time and not said, “this is my first rodeo”?
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farhad manjoo (former bluecheck) retweeted
10 Apr 2025
"I became a Trump supporter because I couldn't buy access to the democrats" is definitely something I would expect someone to think in their head rather than say out loud.
9 Apr 2025
.@chamath: “I was a megadonor to the Democrats … I couldn't get a phone call returned from the White House to save my life … The Trump administration is totally different. There's not a single person there you can't get on the phone and talk to.”
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farhad manjoo (former bluecheck) retweeted
6 Apr 2025
Lose $10T of market capitalization to fix a $1T trade deficit.
8D chess.
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farhad manjoo (former bluecheck) retweeted
6 Apr 2025
ACKMAN: "We are heading for a self-induced, economic nuclear winter"
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6 Apr 2025
This is exactly how it felt in 2008-9, when we waited for the futures on Sunday night to see how bad things would get. But then, the crisis was the result of a real problem: the housing bubble bursting. This time around, the crisis is literally the result of the whims of one man.
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farhad manjoo (former bluecheck) retweeted
4 Apr 2025
MAGA influencers spent 4 years posting grocery receipts complaining about the price of raw milk and it took them less than 3 months of Trump’s presidency to be like “shut the fuck up about how things cost more! So you can’t buy a car? So what? Maybe you should walk more, porky!”
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4 Apr 2025
this is like Usain Bolt deciding he should slow down a bit because it’s working for all the guys behind him
3 Apr 2025
If tariffs are so bad, why are other countries’ tariffs so good? 🤔
Asking for a friend
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farhad manjoo (former bluecheck) retweeted
4 Apr 2025
We went from "Expensive eggs are a national crisis!" to "Losing money costs you nothing" really fast.
4 Apr 2025
Losing money means nothing. Digital ones and zeroes. In the end, you won't miss any of it.
Losing your country costs you everything. You will never get that back. Your kids will be slaves to foreign powers who hate us.
Without America First policies, we become slaves. Fight...
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3 Apr 2025
ChatGPT is such a good advocate for users!
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farhad manjoo (former bluecheck) retweeted
11 Mar 2025
No words.
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