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Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick retweeted
Trump has earned his second term, but we will need to help him seize it from the radical Bidenists. I'm calling on all good patriots and militias to cross the border and join me in Matamoros, Mexico, to form an All Patriots #MAGA Militia. When the time is right, we will strike.
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We must secure the existence of our people and a future for anti-mask children. #txlege #MAGA2020
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Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick retweeted

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Some gave all. Now it's time for the rest to do the same.
The average #Veteran in the United States is over age 65. That means they already volunteered to die for us at least once. Now trump and @DanPatrickTX wants them to be willing to die for us again. #MAGA Veterans can’t afford all this winning.
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It is time to round up the elderly.
Replying to @DanPatrickTX
@DanPatrickTX Thank you for saying EXACTLY how I feel about the Chinese Virus. The country cannot be destroyed because we are not willing to give “all”. We must set aside that which may doom our country because of our fear, ignorance, or negligence. Hannity was 👍👍👍
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Profit over people! We must provide for our billionaires.
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We will sacrifice you at the altar of Mammon!
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I just want to remind everyone that I didn't say anything as stupid as @RepMattSchaefer did. I used my words wisely to not only do nothing, but also say nothing. #txlege
I want the people of Midland-Odessa to know what I told the victims in El Paso last week — when one Texan is attacked all Texans are attacked — every Texan matters and in tragedies like these we come together as one Texas.
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Hey ladies! #txlege
.@DanPatrick says the teaching profession has to attract women back to the classroom, says the corporate world is drawing smart women — who would otherwise/historically seek out teaching jobs — into higher paying jobs. #txlege
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Common sense. In the Senate, we'll consider eliminating kindergarten in order to afford the teacher raises I've promised. #txlege #txed
Every time I hear politicians complain about kids not being "Kindergarten-ready," my brain breaks a little bit. It's Kindergarten. They're five. It's the start, where they're not supposed to know anything. It's a year earlier than First Grade, which used to be the starting point.
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Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick retweeted
Ah you think the selfie is your ally? You merely adopted the selfie. I was born in it, molded by it... #txlege
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I'm not angry, West Texas, just disappointed. You're not true conservatives like we are in the suburbs. I promise you'll love #NextLevel conservative policies like tax caps and school vouchers. What is #WestTexasProud anyway? Feel the #Danmentum. #txlege #MAGA
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The want Texas to have a Senate so transparent you cannot even see how I'm running it. #txlege
Good to be in Houston on Thursday to support @SarahforHD134, who is a relentless advocate for transparency in government and ethics reform. #txlege
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Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick retweeted
Gearing up for a #NextLevel debate! This is what the good people of Texas demand of me. #txlege
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We must make our schools more like our prisons. Fewer doors, fewer windows, fewer tax dollars, more privatization. #txlege #SantaFe
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We are considering bricking up all school windows as well. Hardened defenses! x.com/cs_mcleod/status/99764…

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We'll remove doors from bathroom stalls too. x.com/kasinca/status/9976413…

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