fundamentally unserious person. i mostly retweet // priv @CobraCommie // Hated foe @WormWideWebb // ✡️
Joined November 2016
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tensai.neocities.org/ I was greatly inspired by a mutual of mine on here (inspiration struck me like lightning) so I threw together a lil site on neocities. P sparse rn (one fun joke page if u can find it) but i hope to upload my writing on it soon!!
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entity attempting to form and shape some warped, hostile creature out of it’s limited understanding of our physical plane, specifically to hunt down and kill me. just gonna bait it into passing through a faerie circle like i did the other 12. that freak is the fae’s problem now
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For some reason Twitter performance has tanked for me lately
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Midorichan and her puppies
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No thanks #KeepItLegal
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What about a ban on beheading ?
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Crazed jocks take to the streets tonight to maim bookish introverts. What else is new.
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Joliet is a worthless fucking town where you can’t get a hot dog on a Sunday
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man I just want gas the fuck does this mean
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23 Sep 2019
Me: Hey, come on in! Make yourselves at home! Can I get you guys anything?
My friends:
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AT&T wants me to drive to fucking elmwood park for an italian beef. Fuck you.
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Oh you're going to chicago? I have to recommend eating at the restaurants there, they serve food and beverages
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this political deck of cards from 1988 has trump and biden as the 6 & 7 of clubs
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they had these guys dripped the fuck out. slathered in rick, ann d, ccp
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Good Morning.
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No ma’am, I don’t have a boarding pass. I’m simply here to enjoy the world famous dining and nightlife at O’Hare International Airport
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