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Welcome all new followers. Usual warning: My profile page is essentially one giant disclaimer & exhibition of red flags. If you follow this account & yet surprised at the content, or the fact that I almost certainly find your politics to be bad and wrong - that's on you.
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And yet.
We shouldn't have to live in a reality where this guy performs better in polling than DeSantis and Rubio just because he's Trump's VP.
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The demographic cliff is here. Syracuse offered students significant discounts to attend but still ended up under-enrolled. The university has already offered buyouts to 175 professors and closed 93 majors. And the pop. of 18-year-olds “will decline for the next 15 years.”
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Groypers in my comments are talking an awful lot of shit for someone within range of the space laser operated by my Mossad paymasters.
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Giuseppe Garibaldi vs. Camillo Benso di Cavour.
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Heraclius might be my favorite tragic figure of the Late Antiquity. That poor bastard pulls off the impossible, saves the Empire, comes back from the brink to curb-stomp the Persians into oblivion - only to watch everything crumble as the jihad pours out of Arabia. Tough gig.
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We have Italians discovering free refills, Japanese discovering unlimited chips and salsa, and Germans road tripping the country becoming Ella Fellas. In this USA 250 simulation, it’s quite simple, we’re winning the World Cup.
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The decision to base the Scotland team in Boston was an unparalleled act of cultural genius
Many Scottish fans said they knew little about baseball. That changed Friday night as kilts, sporrans, and Scottish kits decorated Fenway Park during the Red Sox’ win over the Rangers. “It’s an absolute theatre of world sport” bostonglobe.com/2026/06/12/s…
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European fans coming to America for the World Cup has been perhaps, the greatest advancement in intercontinental relations since the end of WWII
Scotland fans have taken over Boston! @FoxNewsMMR
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Australia beats Turkey 2-0, delivering the most crushing defeat to the forces of Sublime Porte since the Ottomans were trampled by Sobieski's hussars at the gates of Vienna.
📸 - This Turkish fan is disappointed with the result.
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Counterpoint: if we win the soccer trophy, we will be insufferable for 24 hours and then forget that we won it.
Guys I’m deadass. Do not let us win the World Cup. I swear, we already took hockey, which we kinda care about, but most Americans didn’t even know the Soccer thing was happening. So if you let us win, you will never hear the end of it. That being said, USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
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The Scottish and Haitian fans have discovered the rule breaking of Americans who did not give a damn about FIFA's ban of tailgating
The busses have stopped at some park thing near the ground and there’s American guys making food and giving people free beers and stuff Some Haiti fans here as well, what a bunch of good guys wtf is going on man, what an experience this is man holy shit
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No, because I’m not a whiny little cunt.
Be brutally honest: Are you deeply outraged that, while hundreds of millions of Americans and I are struggling financially, @elonmusk has just now become the world's first trillionaire, with more wealth than he could spend in 1,000 lifetimes? Yes or no?
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Hezbollah official: “We are currently investing in protests and demonstrations in Western countries, especially among college students. We already have Muslim students agitating, but it’s the Western students themselves who will destroy their own countries.” This is the decade-old plan by Hezbollah and the Iranian regime to destroy America and Europe.
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They are both bad people.
Orange man bad, oyster man good
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Americans have really become desensitized to how good they have it. During my summer internship in Germany in 2018, I learned that the hard way. If you forgot to buy groceries on Saturday, you were out of luck, everything shut down on Sundays, so you’d go hungry until Monday. Even during the week, if you left work a little late and missed the 8 p.m. cutoff, every grocery store in town was already closed. On top of that, the food in the small town where I lived (Saarbrücken) was pretty terrible. After that experience, I moved to the U.S. for grad school and I was genuinely mind-blown. The abundance, convenience, and quality of everything felt almost unreal by comparison.
World Cup tourists fall in love with middle America — raving about Waffle House at 1 a.m., Buc-ee's gas stations, and strangers driving them to stadiums in the rain. Oxford Economics expects 1.24 million international visitors for the tournament, and their viral posts are showcasing a side of the country most foreign media never covers.
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Yeah, soccer fans are about to be amazed by how hard New Yorkers celebrate a basketball team. Because soccer fandom is infamous worldwide for restraint, decorum, and dispassionate engagement with its sport.
World Cup tourists in NYC really have no idea what they’re about to witness if the Knicks win tonight…..
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I'm far from certain this episode will harm his career prospects given the current moment. The filth is winning.
1/ Imagine spending years studying to get into an Ivy League university, only to throw away your professional reputation with eight words: "Not interested in working for a Jew." 🧵
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The digital lynching of that Jewish lady who went to the Knicks game with Taylor Swift will probably have the intended impact of driving some Jews out of the public life. And then they will do it again, and again, and again.
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Yes. That's what makes Trump's imbecilic surrender as bitter as it is.
Lost in the noise about deal terms, and the underappreciation of the current level of U.S. leverage, is the most important piece of context: President Trump has achieved what 45 years of U.S. policy could not. The regime's military leadership is decimated, its economy is in freefall, and it is diplomatically isolated more than ever. Just a couple years ago Iran was building drone manufacturing in the U.S. backyard, Venezuela.
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I think they are fairly afraid of being humiliated by the Iranians simply flipping them off at the 12th hour and not showing up.
The "deal" is going to be signed electronically because no US official wants to be seen signing a humiliating surrender document
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