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I think this is a fine time to remind Floridians, our primaries are closed so you must update your voter registration by July 20, 2026 to take part in this GOP showdown. I’m giving Byron my vote. IYKYK. 🙂

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There’s nothing stopping the rest of the world for building stadiums just as “great”. However, the rest of the world does a MUCH better job at making sports accessible to the average person. In America our ticket prices are way too high & we’re streaming it away from fans. ☹️
You don't find stadiums like this anywhere else in the world than in the US. Americans don't just know tech and AI, they are also masters in entertainment and sports. Europe take note.
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WOW!!! Comeback for the record books.
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It’s because those “blank checks” aren’t typically for the actual enlisted, but rather for the civilian contractors who are paid huge amounts of our money to make the planes, ships, bombs, etc. The military industrial complex plays an outsized role in picking our government. ☹️
BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Republicans just BLOCKED Sen. Richard Blumenthal's attempt to get Veterans their retirement pay WITHOUT cutting disability benefits. Republicans will write blank checks to the military, then penny pinch when it's time to support our Vets.
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Please keep him on the ballot for the primaries. Please please!!!

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It's merely an observation, and I don't mean offense to anybody. None of our founding fathers were Jewish. None of our founding fathers were Hindu. None of our founding fathers were Muslim. America is a nation for Christians.
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This is insane and should be getting a lot more press. This should be an automatic no vote by constituents in that district. @FCN2go @wjxt4 @WJCTNews @jaxnaacp
Duval School Board candidate used AI to create Black supporters in campaign photo actionnewsjax.com/news/local…
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RT @crawf34: hey, tell them there’s a pedophile in attendance
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His handlers thought they had a plan. *We’ll have him be shown during the anthem, and maybe they won’t do it* New Yorkers understood the assignment…that “The time is always right to do what is right”. ~ MLK
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I made a bet with a colleague today that he’d fall asleep while at the game. Free lunch tomorrow for me. 😁
The most expensive taxpayer funded nap #NBAFinals
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Intangibly Rich 🐆 retweeted
Replying to @HunterBiden
The greatest trick in modern politics wasn’t making people choose sides. It was convincing exhausted, overworked, underpaid people that their enemy is the person next door instead of the problems right in front of them. Keep us arguing over pronouns, personalities, and culture-war headlines while groceries rise, debt grows, wars continue, and trust collapses. The joke was never on the left or the right. The joke was on all of us.
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Giving this up to move to suburban Indiana is just so stupid
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We, the people of Florida, no matter your political leanings should be livid at such a waste of our resources (money). The fact that people who voted for him are looking the other way explains why the nation is in a rapid decline. We’re refusing to be their bosses. ☹️
One billion dollars. 55 no-bid contracts. That’s what DeSantis spent on a vanity prison he’s now trying to shut down. Enough to give every Florida teacher a $6,000 bonus. Enough to fund hurricane relief. Enough to actually help the families of our state. Instead he chose a political stunt, funded by the emergency fund my opponent voted to hand him. The entire thing is a disgrace. And it’s the kind of corruption we must defeat this November.
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The irony that you tried (and failed) to make an equivalence point this way, when he literally has slashed cancer research funding is tragically (deadly) comical…in the way one has to laugh to keep from crying.
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Keeping it real is admitting that even if Trump cured cancer all by himself, you would still find a way to find fault.
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IKYFL. 😒
NEW: Joe Rogan is reportedly being considered as a possible “60 Minutes” replacement for Anderson Cooper.
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Intangibly Rich 🐆 retweeted
Because pedophiles are in power
Why did we stop talking about the Epstein Files?
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Cousin!!!! Did y'all know this? Ive been doin this all wrong ????
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MAGA Church Pastor always making the right decisions: for the good of the flock. 😏
It's been a long week, but after much prayer, I've decided to endorse Ken Paxton from the pulpit this Sunday. Is he a criminal, a liar and a cheat? Yes, but he has found Jesus. Meanwhile, Talarico is a bit too fond of vegetables for my liking🙏🇺🇸
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I hate it so much. Once you get out of Jax, there’s hours of nothingness & then Tallahassee, and then more hours of nothingness.😡 Outside of Tallahassee, the population of the panhandle is along the gulf coast…as such, whoever planned I-10’s Florida stretch did a horrible job.
sorry but that’s in second place
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It’s still a no for me. It’s bad policy and a pivot from what Floridians originally asked lawmakers for.
🚨Governor DeSantis says transplants from other states will have to PAY TAXES FOR FIVE YEARS before they are eligible for property tax elimination under his proposal to prevent mass migration. FLORIDA IS FULL! “If this passes and everyone can just move here and then claim the no tax, well that's not going to make it as good for Floridians. And so what this does is it says if you establish residence after this passes, that we can insist on up to FIVE YEARS of you paying tax under the old system like all the Floridians have been doing for all these years, then you can qualify for what we're doing.”
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Are you new here? 🤔
My kid's school asked me to donate supplies. Paper. Pencils. Hand sanitizer. Tissues. I pay property taxes. My state has a $4 billion surplus. The federal education budget is $238 billion. And the teacher is buying pencils out of her own paycheck. And I'm sending in Ziploc bags. We fund stadiums for billionaires with public money. We fund schools with bake sales. And then blame teachers when test scores drop.
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Intangibly Rich 🐆 retweeted
Josh Johnson on Trump: “He’s the Babe Ruth of scams. If there was a Basquiat of evil, this is it. If every Republican actually meant what they said about fiscal responsibility, to then see this happen and not have some sort of aneurism means that you don’t stand on anything”
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