Two guys: "We're gonna use your bathroom."
Manager: "Sorry, the bathroom is for paying customers."
Two guys: "We're Black, so rules don't apply to us."
Manager: "Yes they do!"
Two guys: "Racist!"
Starbucks: "You followed our policy, but you're a racist for doing so. YOU'RE FIRED."
It's important to remember that this one relatively benign incident in 2018 resulted in Starbucks closing all of its stores and forcing 180,000 employees to endure diversity training โ such was the power of black crocodile tears during the Great Awokening.