Member of the CoJCoLDS (tM). Husband, Father, 2501, Pursuer of Zen, in that order. #ThinkCelestial

Joined June 2013
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Lookit, been re-trying this X thing since it went free-speech but my Zen won’t allow a feed full of your fights with “exmos” or “progmos” or other unkind slurs. I’m following ANYONE that sets off the #ThinkCelestial radar and blocking EVERYONE that detracts from it.
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I love that we’re the new Rome. Peace with Persia in the afternoon and a gladiator fight in the evening, all on the Emperor’s birthday. Another 1,000 years.
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The Scots took over Boston bars and sang "Take Me Home, Country Roads"

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'Merica.
They 1000% saw you and said “watch this” too each other 😂😎
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Why, despite spending THOUSANDS of dollars on @amazon content over the years, I am now buying all my digital content through @iTunes . Too many trans-Atlantic flights when I discover Amazon isn’t allowing me to watch movies I PURCHASED AND DOWNLOADED because I don’t have the WiFi to ask, “Mother, may I watch the purchases I made?”.
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I see we have now reached the beheadings in the street phase of cultural enrichment
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You get to be a journalist or you get to make this face when interviewing someone. You don't get to do both.
Why would anyone consider this hysterical propagandist a “journalist?”
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Im putting a team together
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Christians when you tell them you don’t think babies go to Hell
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Once it was clear that Karen Bass had enough same day votes for her to secure first place they switched the phony mail-in ballots to Raman to help her secure 2nd. This explains why Karen Bass percentage has stayed about the same since last Tuesday. Simply brilliant cheating!
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This is an “unbiased” journalist interviewing the President of the United States of America. You should not hate journalists any more than they hate journalism.
If this is her being impartial, imagine her face when you leave the seat up
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BREAKING: Nithya Raman just defeated Spencer Pratt after giving a concession speech on election night and then getting the largest number in almost every mail-in ballot dump. They just cheated in an election right in front of our eyes.
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Vile and disgusting bigotry.
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This will be just another reason the rest of the country is going to become more conservative and why JD Vance will win in 2028.
The reason ID is banned in California (and New York) elections is to enable large-scale fraud. When you combine no ID and mail-in voting, fraud is de facto legalized.
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"A Catholic Church"? Why do I feel like this is some of the folks you are arguing with online when someone says you are not a "true Christian".
🚨WHAT ON EARTH?!!! A Catholic church in Columbus, OH had to SHUT DOWN its annual FAMILY FESTIVAL because a mob of "teens" turned it into a brawl. Teens began punching each other and then ROBBED A CVS before they began jumping on cars to escape. Over 10 people were arrested and 100 cop cars from TWO DEPARTMENTS showed up. This was a CHURCH fundraiser THAT WAS PLANNED ALL YEAR LONG FOR THE COMMUNITY!!!!!!! A family event with carnival rides to support St. Catharine Parish and its SCHOOL. And now? The church has CANCELED the ENTIRE FESTIVAL for the rest of 2026. A fundraiser for a Catholic school... GONE. Because a mob of "teens" destroyed it and made it unsafe for everyone. WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!!!!
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How to destroy feminist propaganda with one simple video:
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Received a message that my recent cartoon about the Henry Nowak case has been banned on X for EU nations for “hate speech.” @elonmusk How do I appeal this? This appears to be a clear abuse of the policy by the European left.
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USAID distilled to its purest form.
Do you see it? Hint: It makes it obvious this is a photo-op.
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I found my spirit fruit.
In America, a stranger will rename you in a single breath, and you are simply expected to come when called. I went to eat at a busy restaurant. A young man at the front asked for my name, to mark my place in line. I gave it the weight it has carried for eight hundred years. "Nobunaga." He smiled, nodded, and wrote it down with great confidence. Then he read it back to me, to be sure he had honored it correctly. "Perfect. Banana, party of one." Banana. He had heard my name, held it a moment, and returned to me something rounder and more cheerful. To refuse the name a host gives is to refuse his welcome. I bowed. I was Banana now. Then he handed me a small black disc, said it would "light up and buzz" when my table was ready, and turned to the next guest as though he had not just placed a living thing in my hands. I held it in both palms, the way one holds a small sleeping beast that may wake. I found a place to stand. I waited, ready. It woke. It screamed. It flashed red. It leapt and shook in my hands like a captured spirit demanding release. A lesser man would have dropped it. I did not. I gripped it, steady, looked into its blinking lights, and told it, in a low voice, that its time had come. Then I carried it back to the host with both hands, the way one returns a hawk to its master. He took it without looking and shouted across the entire room. "BANANA! Party of one, your table's ready!" A hundred strangers turned. I rose. I crossed that floor as Banana, spine straight, chin level, a man answering to his name. A child pointed at me. I gave the child a small bow. He had recognized me. All through the meal they kept me. "How's it tasting, Banana?" "More water, Banana?" The check, when it came, said Banana, and thanked me for visiting. By the end the whole staff knew me. They waved as I left. "Night, Banana!" So tell me honestly. For eight hundred years my clan answered to one name. Tonight I answered to a fruit, calmed a screaming relic in my bare hands, and ate among people who were glad I came. When the little disc lights up, is the table truly mine, or am I only keeping it warm for the next Banana? Because I have already decided to return on Friday, and to ask, very humbly, for the same disc.
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