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First time in my life I’ve considered the possibility that Lucky Bay in Esperance may not be the best Beach in Australia
#Socceroos #FIFAWorldCup
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Jun 11
English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”
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Jun 9
Is this the most expensive nap ever taken
DONALD TRUMP HAS FALLEN ASLEEP AT THE NBA FINALS IN MADISON SQUARE GARDEN.
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Jun 3
all-time GREAT present for America’s 250th birthday loading
Jun 3
President Trump has no public events on his schedule again today. That means it has now been one week since he has appeared publicly for anything besides a pre-taped interview. His last public event was his cabinet meeting last Wednesday, one day after his trip to Walter Reed.
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Jun 2
Not having Six Trophies for this cripples my soul in a way I never thought a podcast—much less the absence of one—could possibly hurt @netw3rk @SheaSerrano
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May 27
Just as relevant in Oz given the rise in OneNation support.
The media’s desperate search for ‘moderate Nazis’
stopthepresses.news/p/the-me…
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May 27
the thunder play basketball like if the children of rich people was a basketball style
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May 27
The name has absolutely sent me.
Dante Thrust.
Outstanding.
May 26
hello
i have a new project
i spent a year working on it
it’s called HARD RELEASE — A Dante Thrust Erotic Escapade
it’s out today
here are the first 40 seconds of the audiobook, which comes with every purchase
buy it today halfwaybooks.bigcartel.com/p…
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Apr 12
When a small group of these chimps enter occupied territory to harass and undermine the enemy with surprise attacks they become guerrillas.
That’s evolution.
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Apr 4
Shocked, I tell you. SHOCKED.
Confidential report found former home affairs boss Michael Pezzullo was ‘reckless’
theguardian.com/australia-ne…
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Apr 2
The entire world's experience of the Internet being largely dictated by a crucial but imperfect 30 year old American law is, to say the least, a challenge.
Can you have child safety and Section 230, too?
platformer.news/social-media…
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Mar 20
Learning about an action star’s death from a social media post by a war criminal, 2026 s pretty fucking weird
Sara and I were deeply saddened to hear of the passing of Chuck Norris, a great friend of Israel and a close personal friend.
Chuck brought martial arts and the warmth of his character to millions around the world.
May his memory be a blessing.
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Mar 20
Finding a way to shit on season 23 LeBron after the Lakers’ recent run is another remarkable display of sustained effort at the highest level.
Skip is truly the LeBron James of whinging about LeBron James.
Mar 19
You see LeBron dunk like this IN YEAR 23 … and you wonder why he never participated in a single Dunk Contest.
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Mar 17
You should read some excellent words from @timhollo about the words you aren't allowed to use. You have to forgive the bad pun title, he is always like this.
Globalise the how's-your-father
in-between-days.ghost.io/glo…
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Mar 13
Scott Morrison was such a control freak that he secretly appointed himself as a Minister for 6 additional portfolios when he was PM, but he did not have any responsibility for Robodebt when he was just the Minister in charge of it. OK.
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Mar 10
150 years ago today Alexander Graham Bell made the first successful voice telephone call.
That someone you love that you haven’t talked to in too long? Give them a call today imo.
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Feb 27
It's so fucking funny that Trump cut his political teeth by accusing Obama of being a muslim socialist who was born in africa, but the second he met and *actual* muslim socialist who was born in africa he fell head over heels in love
Mamdani brought along the fake Daily News front page as a gift for Trump to cajole him into providing funding for a long-stalled plan to build 12,000 apartments on top of Sunnyside Yards, per City Hall & sources.
More on Mamdani's latest meet with Trump: politico.com/news/2026/02/26…
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