Hey @spencerpratt, now that you lost, are you going to leave LA? Or was that just an empty campaign promise?

To everyone so eager to cancel someone for a tattoo they got at age 22, a drunk text, a selfie they took in the middle of a mental health crisis: Show us your laptop. Show us your iCloud. Open your entire digital life to your worst enemy. No context. No filter. No explanation. You won’t. You won’t because you know what I know. Any one of us, frozen at our worst moment, photographed in our lowest hour, looks like a monster. Looks like a stranger. Looks like someone who deserves to be cast out. That is not who we are. My mom and baby sister were killed in a car accident when I was just a kid. Cancer took my brother Beau, my best friend and my rock. I battled alcoholism. I battled addiction. I chose the coward’s way out more times than I can count. For years I believed the defining chapters of my life were written by tragedy, loss, and shame. I no longer believe that. Pain can shape us. Loss can humble us. Failures can leave scars that never fully fade. But none of them have the authority to define us. And it sure as hell ain’t the critic that counts. That authority belongs to us alone-the person in the arena. Every setback presents a choice. Play the victim, or cut the bullshit and take ownership for who we become next. Life does not determine our character. It reveals it. Again and again we are asked the same question. When shit happens, what next? We are not defined by what happened to us. We are not defined by the worst photo, the worst text, the worst tattoo, the worst night. We are defined by the person we choose to become. And by the courage to choose that person, every single day. So before you reach for the gavel - show us your laptop. You won’t. The whole world saw mine. And I am still here. Still becoming. Still choosing. Still standing. That is the only definition that matters.

Reporter: Ken Paxton has taken to calling you ‘Talafreako’ @JamesTalarico: If Ken Paxton is worried about freaks, he should stop giving Epstein-style sweetheart deals to pedophiles. This is the guy who just released Adam Hoffman from jail, an admitted child rapist, after one of Ken Paxton’s wealthy lawyer friends got involved in the case. Ken Paxton even kept him off the sex offender registry. Adam Hoffman was supposed to serve 25 years to life, but instead he served less than a month. As of this week, he’s now back on our streets because of Ken Paxton’s corruption. Ken Paxton is the most corrupt politician in America, and it is costing Texans, it’s endangering our children, and it must end. The Epstein class has no place in Texas.

Don Rickles was absolutely hilarious. I love these old clips of him

Lmaoooooo I’m crying

Hey @JohnFetterman I requested my campaign donation to be returned. I got no response from you. I want my $5000 back. You are a disgrace. Please have your staff respond ASAP.

lol Elon's got our shit throttled. If you see this tweet, do us a favor and go to our profile page and give us some RTs. Elon doesn't like when we speak out and give people ideas. Ideas are bulletproof.

In 1999 and 27 Years Ago, #FamilyGuy premiered on @FOXTV on this day RT and Like if you love this show. (@SethMacFarlane, @AlexBorstein, #MilaKunis, @SethGreen, @mikehenrybro, @paddywarbucks, @Azerrz, @David_Zuckerman, #DanielPalladino, #DavidAGoodman, @Sheridalien,

This is Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the creators of South Park! RETWEET if you support these two guys!

You know who else's art career never took off.

Lindsey Graham doesn't want you to know the name of his opponent but will try every last pathetic attempt to save his seat. My name is Lee Johnson. I am a Democrat running to retire Lindsey. If you are with me I need you to retweet this and follow my account. Let’s end this nightmare.

Hand me my magic wand, I’m gonna try to turn these Trumpkins into a real administration. 🪄🤦🏻‍♂️🎶 #Incompetent #NewVideo #Parody

Every time I get a fundraising text from @SenGillibrand, I always reply the same: You railroaded Al Franken. Fuck off and die.

Liz Cheney: “Donald Trump, JD Vance, and Elon Musk have made clear who they are. Only fools—or Kremlin tools—would abandon NATO, side with Russia, and demand Ukraine surrender in the face of Putin’s brutal aggression.” RETWEET if you stand with @Liz_Cheney against Donald Trump!

It’s tempting to compare Republican Senators to the Prussian politicians who ushered in Hitler. But it’s unfair. The Prussian politicians were more responsible. They faced a country in crisis, with hyper-inflation, rising Communist influence, breakdown in social order. Republican Senators have no excuse. America is the envy of every Western democracy. Low unemployment, low inflation, booming economy. But Republicans allowed Trump to break them like China dolls. These weak men and women -many I know, quite a few I helped elect - claimed they were strong on national security. Now Russia’s choice runs American intelligence. They claimed they cared about families. Now a former heroin junkie who opposes the mandatory vaccines that have ended polio, whooping cough, measles, is running American health services. They claimed they care about law and order but supported pardoning violent cop attackers and an FBI head who took the Fifth in confirmation hearings. They say they support traditional values but have turned over their budget duties to a guy with an unknown number of kids with names like “Exa Dark Siderael” and “Techno Mechanicus” with an unknown number of women he didn’t marry, a man with a well reported recreational drug habit and appears to have shown up at a presidential inaugural stoned out of his mind. Why did they surrender their Constitutional responsibilities to please a felon? It’s not complicated or novel. They are weak men and women with a desperate need to be accepted. We had a Greatest Generation and now we have the Worst Generation of Republicans. They deserve no respect, only shame and scorn. It was all a lie.

I highly encourage everyone in the left ecosystem to just start calling him President Musk...it will drive Spokesperson Trump insane