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And timing! And, of course, a lovely audience with a wild and wacky sense of humor.
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Jun 15
Once they start brainwashing is when things start to get really rough.
That, and when they get my account info.
#DeanSays #DeanMemes #Comedy #Satire #Cult #Cults #LoveBombing #Brainwashing
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Jun 14
Could be worse. Could be a sugary breakfast cereal with no free prize that comes inside every delicious box.
#DeanSays #DeanMemes #Comedy #Brains #Drugs #Eggs #Bacon #HashBrowns #Toast #Breakfast
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Jun 13
Intriguing to see who topped the charts from the late 60s through the 80s...
Jun 13
I showed my 14 year old daughter this amazing chart illustrating the progression of best-selling musical artists during the 1970s and 80s, so that she would get some sense of how insane Michael Jackson’s run during the 1980s was.
And now in 2026 he’s back near the top again…😱
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Jun 12
The Phony Realists: “Granny Was Quite a Rocker” is my most streamed song of the week for the second week in a row. This week, it got over 2,000 views on TikTok! Sadly, yet also gladly, my highest number of views ever!
All The Best,
Dean
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Jun 12
I wrote these lyrics decades ago. Fun song. Somewhat silly because of the dual meaning of the word rocker in the title. Enjoy!
#DeanSays #ThePhonyRealists #GrannyWasQuiteARocker #NewMusic #NewSongs #Rock #Nostalgia #SemiAutobiographical
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Jun 12
Sound Life Advice Brought To You By Diamond💎Dean.
Sound and Scent Advice.
#DeanSays #DeanMemes #Comedy #FundamentalScience #Thermodynamics #Beans #Gas
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Jun 11
Yarn Bombing? Really? Is that how terrorists get sweaters and pot holders?
#DeanSays #DeanMemes #Comedy #MissMyBrotherDay #HappyBirthdayInHeavenRichard #Brothers #RIPBro #ShameOnCancer
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Jun 11
I saw a video with the caption “And the Oscar goes to...” where a possum sees his reflection and immediately plays dead. Funny for sure. But that caption reminded me how much I love this song.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=wo…
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Jun 11
I wrote the lyrics in 2023 with fun lines like “You’re such a Meryl Streep, you cut me way too deep” and “You’re such a Tom Hanks, knocked me out of the ranks”, but it wasn’t until this year that Suno and “Isabella Duncan” brought them to life so brilliantly.
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Jun 10
In a dog pound far, far away...
Fire hydrants beware!
#DeanSays #DeanMemes #Comedy #Parody #Dogs #TheForce #PetPeeves #Fire #FireHydrants
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Jun 9
Love is like a loaded gun, so be careful where you aim.
#DeanSays #DeanMemes #Comedy #Happy #WorldSexDay #World #Sex #Day #BeSafe
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Jun 8
Cello, Honey! Bee all that you can bee.
#DeanSays #DeanMemes #Comedy #Bee #BumbleBee #Music #Persistence #Honey #Cello
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Jun 7
Which is why so many of us always monkey around.
#DeanSays #DeanMemes #Comedy #Satire #SadReality #Society
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Jun 7
The Phony Realists: “Granny Was Quite a Rocker” is my most streamed song of the week.
I wrote these lyrics decades ago. Fun song. Somewhat silly because of the dual meaning of the word rocker in the title. Enjoy!
All The Best,
Dean
Now on iTunes: itunes.apple.com/album/id676…
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