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This got weird. It's not me. It's you.
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FIGHT CLUB was released 25 years ago this week. Acclaimed for its study of consumerism and male identity, and among the most popular films of director David Fincher, the story behind the movie will have you breaking its first two rules… 1/46
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I'm assuming this is going to be on the #GTA6 soundtrack @RockstarGames. It's like it's been written for it. ❀️ @caribouband. spotify.link/Qe6NwH8QHMb
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Advocating for freedom of speech and spreading misinformation are not the same thing you absolute coin. Don't think I'll be buying a @Tesla anytime soon (whenever that might be).
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Walthamstow at 19:00 two large crowds of local people and anti-fascists either side of Hoe Street - no sign of far right
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JUST BEEN LEAKED NOTE BY HEAD OF TORY CAMPAIGN (the one standing in for the one on leave of absence courtesy of William Hill) MEMO ALL CANDIDATES … THE REALITY. 1. We cannot campaign on our record because nothing has improved since we took office. 2. The biggest change we made last Parliament was Brexit and we can’t campaign on that because the people who hated it hate it more and the people who liked it know we have ballsed it up. 3. We can’t campaign on our leaders because we have had five in eight years which suggests none of them were very good. 4. We can’t campaign on Labour being a risk to security and the economy because nobody can do worse than we have and anyway people seem to think @Keir_Starmer is pretty decent and he is for sure not Corbyn. 5. So LADS, all we have left is this … behave like we have lost, it’s all over bar the shouting, towel thrown in, and hope to God millions of people don’t bother to vote us out because they think somebody else will do it. I know it’s desperate and a bit anti-democratic but needs must. We’re shit and we know we are and so this is it!!! Fuck everything up. Crash the car. Make ourselves look even more unelectable and useless at campaigns. Willie Whitelaw used to talk about travelling the country stirring up apathy. That is all we have left. Do it. Talk up supermajority. I know it is meaningless but it is the only way to stop the superdefeat we all know we deserve. Cheers. Btw we’re having Sunday drinks 1pm. BYOB 🍾 πŸ₯‚ ps new slogan. STAY AT HOME. DON’T VOTE. KEEP THE TORIES haha!!
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Noam Chomsky explaining why Palestine has so little support.

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15 days to go. Remember when the @Conservatives gave Β£203m to a Tory peer for largely useless PPE and she spent the profits on a yacht
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Selling one ticket to @poolside at Scala tomorrow night (Wed 19 June). Face value Β£34. You'll know them from such bangers as Harvest Moon. Get in touch if you want it. youtu.be/7en6g9TOwc0
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Man with curls, "We look at taxation negatively. If you increase tax you go, this must be bad" #BBCQT "But surely the question should be the use of our taxes. So if I had to pay Β£20 more tax but my energy bills or my transportation bills were reduced, surely that's what we should be looking at?" "Rather than saying we need to keep cutting taxes, I'm fine paying more, if I got more from it"
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Latest poll This is no longer about who will win This is about who will come 2nd and 3rd Only 28 seats separating @LibDems and Tories ⏬️ 125 seats have 5% swing needed or less Let's put Tories into 3rd place VOTE TACTICALLY Got some news for you tomorrow 🀍🀍
MRP Poll | Labour Majority of 324: 🌹 LAB: 487 ( 291) 🌳 CON: 71 (-305) πŸ”Ά LDM: 43 ( 35) πŸŽ—οΈ SNP: 26 (-22) ➑️ RFM: 3 ( 3) 🌼 PLC: 2 (=) 🌍 GRN: 0 (-1) Via @Survation, 22 May - 2 Jun. Changes w/ GE2019 Notionals.
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And this is why @nomadicrevery was right all along. Five points to John. #taskmaster
Our country is broken says the cunt who broke it.
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I’m selling a ticket to Adana Twins at Koko this Saturday (8 June). Unfortunately I'm unable to make it now. Face value. Β£15. Can send over Dice. Lemme know if you’re interested. #AdanaTwins @AdanaTwins #Koko @KOKOLondon @dicefm
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I've just seen a tourist pay their tuk tuk driver Β£200. I know because I went over and asked how much money exchanged hands when I saw him counting SO MANY notes. He wanted to charge them in excess of Β£300! I feel awful for her. @sajidjavid need to crack down on this racket.

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If everyone who wants The Conversatives out on the 4th of July follows and retweets we'll reach a million by midnight and have a much bigger voice for the next six weeks.
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Why is Sunak's campaign imploding and how bad could it get? I think we could - but not inevitably - be witnessing the end of the post-1945 Tory formation. A 🧡... 1/ They have achieved nothing in 14 years except Brexit...
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