Make something up and pretend I said it.
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With all the AI slop tweets starting to die down a bit, I should probably start thinking about caring about my typos again.
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Leaving Bluesky alone was a tactic to get all you fucking tards who shout about how it should be shut down too.
They're making you agree with them.
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Quadraphinia reinactment.
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Can you imagine, back in the 1440s, politicians across Europe declaring their oppositions "Purely a printing press phenomenon"?
It'd sound no less silly.
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Well this is a lie.
If Burnham wins, Labour goes mental. Might even get a new Prime Mininster. But whatever happens, we're a step closer to a General Election.
If Reform wins, what changes? Sod all.
Jun 13
Only @reformparty_uk can beat Labour.
Any other vote just means more of the same.
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Jun 12
Most people dont realise how to properly use a pith helmet.
They’re made out of cork, and you’re supposed to swoak them in water overnight. The evaporation throughout the day acts like a mini air conditioner.
Now armed with this knowledge go conquer vast lands and name them after Queen Victora.
Jun 12
It's less than thirty quid lads.
Ideal headgear for informal gatherings, bbqs, riots or volley fire by ranks.
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Jun 13
Found an easy workaround to regain access to Fable:
Jun 13
The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees.
The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance.
Access to all other Claude models is not affected.
We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible.
Read our full statement: anthropic.com/news/fable-myt…
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If I became Prime Minister, would my hair go grey more evenly?
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Jun 12
Backrooms is about to make over a hundred mil at the box office. What is the next 4chan post that should be adapted into a feature film?
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Jun 12
"They're calling it a rich new feeding ground. Maybe the richest ever seen. Much better than anything in the Pegasus galaxy."
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Jun 12
It's less than thirty quid lads.
Ideal headgear for informal gatherings, bbqs, riots or volley fire by ranks.
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First ever photograph of a newly hatched electrician (with the eggshell still on top of his head) 😂
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Jun 11
A German man visits India.
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