YOUR GOD MADE ME AS WELL AND I AM PRECIOUS IN HIS SIGHT
Joined August 2011
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man twitter search has gotten even worse than usual lately. can't even look up a tweet I made just a couple weeks ago. very annoying
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BMW #15 musiało zjechać do boksu bo ich mechanik zaklinował się w kokpicie i nie mogą go wyciągnąć przez co kierowca nie może wejść do auta.
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this must be a terrible strain on the animators wrists
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really makes you think about the moral implications of Donkey Kong
in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas
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every says they'd go back to kill Baby Hitler but are you brave enough to kill Little Bill
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Jun 13
Not one member of Metallica ever appeared on sesame street. Master of puppets my ass.
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Jun 13
reading books about the 1910s-1930s is always crazy bc you have to just pretend that these were normal names for americans beings to have
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John Adams = 2nd president
John Quincy Adams = 6th president
therefore
John Deucy Adams = 3rd president
John Tercy Adams = 4th president
John Nullcy Adams = 1st president
John Sexy Adams = 7th president
John Quadragesimus-sexy Adams = 47th president
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I am assembling a team to time travel back to 2017 and prevent Rockstar from adding horse balls shrinking in the cold to RDR2. It's the only way to save the gaming industry.
You can melt the snow beneath you with the ghost exhaust in Halo: Campaign Evolved. Such a subtle, yet cool addition!
#HaloCE
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Jun 5
The Amazing Digital Circus
overall good. never could have guessed how much it would blow up after watching the pilot. can see people complaining about the finale cuz it doesn't focus on DA LORE but also who gives a shit. not worth ticket price, but I didn't want to dodge spoilers
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Metroid Prime 4: Beyond
Wow that is not a good game. This isn't even a "it doesn't live up to expectations" deal, it straight up is Not Good. The desert is massive and sucks, the areas are dull, there's nothing new, and the characters are very obnoxious. Except VUE-995, he owns
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They’re learning the horse girl secrets ….
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i read somewhere once that horses have such a large electromagnetic field that it regulates the human nervous system
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happy 24th birthday to the here comes a special boy achewood strip
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Jun 9
RT @corviiid: me every time a new trailer starts: maybe ace attorney 7 is set in a dark castle
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Muramasa: Revenant Blades also confirmed for Steam buff.ly/0Zi2P0b
a vanillaware title on PC...
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Jun 8
Fighting anorexia by putting my disordered thoughts in Jar Jar Binks’ voice. MESA SCARED OF DA CHEESECAKE FACTORY!!!! Do you hear how fucking stupid that sounds.
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At least they made curing cancer an option!
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Jun 7
you start rocking khakis and they threaten to bite your weewee clean off
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Jun 7
i have a serious case of untreated car autism and im not joking look At all the times i’ve doxxed all my oomfs cars
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