Twitter Performance Artist. Old Defender of Empire of Meow on Usenet. I mock magical thinking. Xer and stubborn as Perkele.
Joined September 2011
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24 Dec 2025
This rule has never been violated: "Anyone who uses 'based' as a standalone adjective to describe something they like is an imbecile. Using 'based' to describe themselves, doubly so."
24 Dec 2025
Yep. Imbecile.
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Does the sex pest know how close the Faroe Islands came to qualifying?
Jun 14
Shouldn't one of the requirements for a country to qualify to play in the World Cup that it be a country that people have heard of?
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Jun 5
Gas prices were higher a week ago than any time there was a real president. Inflation was highest in the 70s and could only be tamed by 20% interest rates in the early 80s. And Go Birds.
Your stupid father gave America the highest gas prices in American history. The highest inflation in American history.
GFY.
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Jun 4
Political prep school snob world is inbred as fuck.
I’ve been close friends with @lyndseyfifield for fifteen years. I’ve known about Graham since they began dating. She carried a lot of trauma from their time together. I’m so proud of her for her bravery in coming forward.
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Jun 3
The doctors only tell you that to boost your fragile ego.
Jun 3
Trump on his latest trip to Walter Reed: "I do physicals because I think I have an obligation to do it. I took a cognitive test and I got 100% on it. The doctors told me very, very few people can ace it. It's actually a tough test."
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Jun 3
Progressives sure love "Only I can fix it" candidates.
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Jun 3
No Pelosi running, and he picks up precisely zero votes. The Bill Haas of San Francisco, and about 3 people in STL just snort laughed at that reference.
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Jun 2
100% of living people with term life insurance have not filed a claim. According to Oz, they're defrauding the company.
Oz: We believe that 35% roughly of the people that are using the Affordable Care Act are not legit because they have never filed a claim.
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Jun 1
This was when Rupert Murdoch owned the NYPost and the Dodgers, and was pissy about Piazza leaving.
He also tried spreading a rumor that Sandy Koufax was gay at about that time.
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Jun 1
Browns will need a better game plan than, "Mmmmm Punts!"
Jun 1
BIG TRADE IN THE NFL‼️
Myles Garrett is heading to the Rams and L.A. is sending Jared Verse, a 2027 first-round pick and other draft pick compensation to the Browns, sources tell @AdamSchefter, @RapSheet and @TomPelissero.
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May 30
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May 30
Punkass bitch got hit a little close. His own bigotry contributed to my metro area getting 70,000 Bosnians.
May 30
People on here will happily mock the greatest recent tragedy in your nation because they think they're much better people huh
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May 30
BREAKING: Dewey Cox and the Hard Walkers have dropped out of Trump's Freedom 250 concert.
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May 28
I just want to make something crystal clear to the Millennial Ivy-educated academic snobs that have taken over the DC Democratic Establishment...
THE AMERICAN PEOPLE HATE YOUR IDEOLOGY.
Ive been arguing with the far left for a DECADE…….
It’s not worth it.
I live in a area of northeastern IL where you can buy r rent relatively cheap compared to the coasts, northwestern Indiana is cheaper still and I know as a soon as dems try to help all people Wnite voters move right.
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May 28
When he said, "being brow-beaten into supporting him," this sht Exhibit A.
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Cope and seethe
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May 28
They see TV Guy who's been on TV every day for 40 years as one of their tribe.
May 28
I want to know what deal or agreement the mainstream media has with this administration to not cover his visible and obvious health issues. Joe Biden rode bikes and they still harassed him for every single misstep or flubbed word.
Trump is very visibly weak and tired, he falls asleep in public on camera almost daily now, and has have three visits to the hospital in the last year. Where’s the media speculation? Where are the inquisitive headline? Where are the rumors. Are they afraid? Are they not allowed to talk about his health? Are they being threatened? It’s time for the truth to come out.
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May 28
1. Nolan Ryan
2. Mike Schmidt
3. Albert Pujols
4. Peyton Manning
5. Daunte Culpepper
May 27
Give me a list of 5 professional athletes you’ve seen play in person.
I’ll go first:
1. Michael Jordan
2. Larry Bird
3. Tony Dorsett
4. Emmitt Smith
5. Roger Federer
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May 27
Little influencer bitch couldn't take being called out as the Nazigressive liar he is, so he blocked me.
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May 27
Bet that @carlsson808 has doxxed more than one person for having the wrong opinion, because they obviously deserved to be punished with rapey incels visiting them.
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May 27
You can also bet he stands next to Platner posters taking selfies while holding his fingers in a sideways V and making duck lips.
Influencer slop.
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May 27
I was once in Freeport, TX right on the Gulf in August at 9am. Had to get out of the AC, and it felt like I was breathing water.
May 27
It’s my favorite time of year: when Europeans explain to people in Louisiana that it feels hotter when there’s humidity
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