Comedian, writer, behind-the-scenes TV guy, resting surly face. Mainly 🇦🇺 politics and AFL here. 🦁🇷🇴 Stamp nerdery mostly quarantined to @punkphilatelist.
Joined March 2009
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May 24
If a new record is set for highest-ever third quarter time score and no one is around to watch it, does it make a big, big sound? #focusgroups #AFLGiantsLions
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Good strategy for Carlton to only show up for the second half of the game instead of only the first half #AFLLionsBlues
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7 Jul 2025
Huge sighs of relief at the Erin Patterson verdict from fictional Asian grocers in Oakleigh, Clayton, or Mount Waverley, or possibly Glen Waverley
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5 Jun 2024
'What Private Health Insurers Don't Tell Older Aussies' is that they're not covered for all the extra fingers they're growing on their right hand
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31 May 2024
Just got an email from #Ticketek saying they were hacked and some customers' details may have leaked. Then they charged me a $12.50 Details Leaked In A Hack fee
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27 May 2024
Like I’m out here wasting cumulative years asking “where” something “is from” just because I don’t feel socially empowered to wrap it all up in one interrogative without looking like a nob
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The nominations for the 2024 Golden Gibbo, in memory of the late, great Lynda Gibson, are here 📷 We are thrilled to announce Matt Bell, Dougie Baldwin, Granny Bingo, Alex Reynolds, Mel McGlensey, and Helena Ruse & Pippa Mills are this years nominees! comedyfestival.com.au/.../20…
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2 Apr 2024
I’ve got the shakes, I think I need to sit down for a bit. Just watched a post office clerk use a tape gun to plaster my gummed stamps to an international parcel. At least this one isn’t going to a collector (I think). 😩
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2 Apr 2024
I’d left it to him because I knew there were customs forms to be applied, but forewarned is forearmed. Next time I’m insisting on a parcel being handed back to me for the spitwork 🤬
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2 Apr 2024
Sure, this post was actually meant for my stamp nerd handle but the world needs to appreciate my pain
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26 Feb 2024
Don’t look now but 🇺🇸 blue ticks are now raging that the ‘Report Antisocial Behaviour’ sign in photos of TayTay’s MCG show must be about dobbing in people who aren’t part of the w0kE ageNdA 🤪
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17 Feb 2024
A huge cricket just fell from the ceiling and sat on my head. Always creeps me out when my fans follow me home from gigs
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13 Feb 2024
I usually forget to mention when (the AACTA Award-winning) #HardQuiz returns to TV (and ABC iView) and last week was no different. But it’s back! With #TheWeekly for excellent company.
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11 Feb 2024
Who told you that the 1.5 million displaced Palestinians sheltering in Rafah have nowhere left to go? My family, now in Rafah, has a home in Jaffa, from which we were expelled by a fascist German family. The majority of our people in Gaza have homes to go to, all over Palestine.
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11 Feb 2024
Outrageous. A dedicated team tries to make a hard quiz show, and all we get is awards for the “comedy” and “entertainment”. It’s like no one takes us seriously. Still, congratulations to everyone involved. It’s no big brass mug, but we must be doing something right.
The AACTA Award for Best Comedy Entertainment Program goes to Hard Quiz
#AACTAs #AACTAAwards #thisisqueensland #playgold #screenqueensland #experiencegoldcoast
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4 Feb 2024
Thats me in the corner
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28 Jan 2024
I just keep coming back to this:
The @AlboMP gov has taken stronger action against a UN aid agency & the alleged actions of 12 staff than it has against the Netanyahu gov in the wake of the world's highest court ruling that a genocide case against Israel is 'plausible.'
Shame.
27 Jan 2024
Stunned @SenatorWong is choosing to pause increased funding to the UN aid agency @UNRWA in #Gaza at a time when Gazans are starving & without shelter.
And why did she choose to tweet this today but nothing re the landmark ICJ ruling re Israel & genocide? Deeply disappointing.
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29 Jan 2024
UNRWA vowed to prosecute any employee who joined Hamas's Oct 7 attack. Israel hasn't moved to prosecute its war criminals or even promised to comply with the ICJ's genocide ruling. Yet governments suspend funds to UNRWA as military aid to Israel continues. unrwa.org/newsroom/official-…
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