Accounting cube dweller who is enjoying life one Captain n' Coke at a time. Professional Pai Gow poker player, amateur tall person.

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Ah. The Riley Gaines position.
Replying to @RepNancyMace
Ouch.
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Gun Manufacturing CEOs right now…

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If you’re the CEO of an abortion pill company, and you send an abortion pill into the state of Florida, to murder a child, We will sign a warrant for your arrest, we will have you extradited to Florida, and we will have you arraigned and charged for 1st-degree murder.
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People who dont have kids are ALLOWED to have opinions about parenting.
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Wants people of moral character. Votes for Trump and Ken Paxton. Sad.
Since I’m going to be hearing this for the next 6 months as a Texas voter, let me answer the question: “You would vote for an adulterer over James Talarico? That’s not very Christian.” Here’s the truth: I would rather vote for almost anyone else who is going to at least advocate for conservative *policies* over a literal heretic who wears my faith like a skin suit, advocates for policies that harm children, endorses immorality and generally harm society. Ken Paxton has personal baggage. I don’t deny that. But Talarico has plenty too — and he openly mocks God’s law and treats Jesus as a political mascot all while pushing a radical far-left agenda that would be a disaster for my state. You see, I’m an adult. I do not expect those who are seeking political office to be my moral superiors or even trustworthy. They are tools to be used to do the least amount of damage via policy. I wish more pastors and men who live godly lives were running. I really do. But the options we get are what they are. Paxton supports secure borders, law enforcement, lower taxes, unleashing American energy, the Second Amendment, just to name a few. Talarico supports unlimited abortion, trans-ing children, higher taxes, government-run “healthcare,” and is incredibly comfortable blaspheming the word of God. I’m not voting for a priest. I’m voting for an imperfect person to represent my interests. That’s how it works. You’re not going to guilt trip Texans into supporting a looney tunes candidate like Talarico. Paxton will win by 5 . It’s about policy, not personality.
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And now 30% of the country will parrot this slop. Republicans with a functioning brain, hope you’re happy.
RFK Jr, "Two studies show that children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism" President Trump, "There's a tremendous amount of proof or evidence, I would say, as a non-doctor I've studied this a long time"
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THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE. MEGASOTANS UNITE!
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This. Are you listening Vegas influencers? This is way gamblers like myself would rather go to local casinos. Is Vegas fun? Absolutely. One of kind. Is there a gap for level of customer service and begging for tips that are not warranted? Even more so.
NYNY casino at 6:32am. Betting $20 per spin on Phoenix link. Hit 5K handpay, takes 23 minutes to get paid. Took 14 for anyone to even show up. Vegas isn't dead because it's too expensive, it's dead because customer service is trash. No one seems to give a shit about anything anymore.
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Unwatchable. @OfficialNBARefs please stop this, it’s killing your game.
Shai flopped on every single shot attempt.
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I always looked forward to Iowa tournaments until my club stopped going there. Great beer, food, and friendly folks.
Say something nice about Iowa.
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I’m old enough to remember when republicans would get mad about government spending like this.
TRUMP: "We have a ballroom that's under budget. It's going up right here. I doubled the size of it because we obviously need that." REPORTER: "The price has doubled..." TRUMP: "I doubled the size of it, you dumb person. I doubled the size. You are not a smart person."
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Wemby…

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I’m beginning to think MAGA folks are not intelligent.
Today at Trump National Doral Miami, we witnessed an unforgettable moment with the dedication of the 22-foot statue honoring President Donald J. Trump. Let me be clear: this is not a golden calf. We worship the Lord Jesus Christ and Him alone. This statue is a celebration of life. It is a symbol of resilience, freedom, patriotism, strength, and the will power to keep fighting for the future of America. It also stands as a reminder of the hand of God and His protection over President Trump’s life. Time and time again, when his life was threatened, God’s mercy prevailed. Today was not just a ribbon cutting. It was the public display of a powerful movement that has spread across America and around the world. I was deeply honored to serve as President Trump’s main point of contact throughout this process, and I do not take that assignment lightly. I want to personally thank Ash, Dustin Stockton, Brock Pierce, Hershey Friedman, Yaakov Filitchkin, Sam, Jack, and the 6,000 Patriots who donated, believed, sacrificed, and made this historic moment possible. Thank you to the entire Trump Doral team for your incredible hospitality and excellence. And thank you, President Donald J. Trump, for calling me today and speaking to the crowd. We are forever grateful. God bless President Trump. God bless every Patriot. And God bless the United States of America. 🇺🇸 #PresidentTrump #SpiritualDiplomats #TrumpDoral #TrumpStatueDedication #AmericaFirst #PatriotMovement #FaithFreedomPatriotism
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Let’s spell it out slowly for people. OKC is a talented team that should win the title again this year However, they engage in flopping at a rate unseen outside of European soccer for unknown reasons. Play the game, stop the flops.
Real ppl truly believing the refs are rigging it for “Oklahoma City”, like let’s be serious for a sec
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Hyatt Resorts just announced a surge price hike and encourage people to take that Mexican vacation right now. We live in the stupidest timeline.
With gas at $4.55 a gallon, Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy says "we're in a good place" for fuel prices, and urges Americans to drive this summer, saying "we encourage all Americans to take a road trip"
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Love this! This is how you be a fan and not an ass.
Spurs fans trolling Ant with a Raid sign Ant saw it and started laughing 🤣
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Absolutely, positively not. Any Junior A team would skate circles around a PWHL team. A decent MN high school team would do the same. Add in full checking and it’s not close.
Replying to @shark_cedes
also, while there are absolutely pwhl players who are better than the worst nhl players, there’s not a lot of female forwards/defenseman who would be playing 1st or 2nd line hockey. not defending it, but it’d be a big reckoning/change in the league for a low line/ahl player.
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Wild and Avs back at it.

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Under bettors in the Wild/Avs game…

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