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DrunjAF retweeted
26 Apr 2022
When I leave this place, it won’t be because it changed ownership… it will be because a serial killer finally found me worthy.
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DrunjAF retweeted
21 Jan 2022
When I tilt my head and twirl my hair I'm thinking about stuffing you into a woodchipper.
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DrunjAF retweeted
5 Jan 2021
There's no socket wrench set that doesn't open with the sockets spilling out everywhere
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DrunjAF retweeted
15 Dec 2020
The coronavirus vaccine doesn’t scare me. I’ve willingly put more toxic things in my body.
(Reflects on exes).
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DrunjAF retweeted
12 Nov 2020
I hate when I take a shower with makeup on and when the mirror clears I’m staring at Mel Gibson in Braveheart.
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DrunjAF retweeted
12 Nov 2020
What wine pairs best with a day that feels like a month?
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DrunjAF retweeted
17 Apr 2020
You don’t need to fall in love to live a life full of love.
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DrunjAF retweeted
29 Mar 2020
Has anyone taken this situation to tell someone how they really feel about them?
Please say, “yes”.
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DrunjAF retweeted
27 Mar 2020
Not gonna lie, I do miss random hugs from the coworker who fancied herself a modern day pirate wench with cleavage so deep it could teach philosophy.
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DrunjAF retweeted
25 Mar 2020
I’m not as popular as the whores.
Thank fuck for that.
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DrunjAF retweeted
31 Aug 2019
He said he'd like to tap me but this bitch ain't no keg.
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