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27 Oct 2025
Breaking: LSU head coach Brian Kelly was informed of the school's intention to dismiss him from his position today, per @PeteThamel. The school is expected to inform the team of this development tonight. Talks about the terms of his departure are expected to continue.
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Replying to @jpolly22
Babcock CANT WAIT to go through each players Hinge profiles to make critiques lolol
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Replying to @KeithKavJr
Don’t give a flying fuck who he or any player cheered for as a kid but we can stop saying he grew up a wings fan.
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Yup, people seem to forget just how terrible this roster and the prospect pool was when Yzerman was hired. He hasn’t been perfect and has his faults, but look at the top 10 highest paid players that he inherited from Holland lol
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He also has been captain for those 10 years and sure didn’t do a whole lot to help this year considering he zero even strength points in March and April lol. Not saying it’s all on him, but we can stop acting like Larkin was putting up Mcdavid numbers for the past decade lol.
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It’s pretty shocking that Mike Babcock might get another head coaching job. Not saying that people don’t deserve second chances… But he had one, and blew it before he even coached a game with his new team. Not to mention Johan Fransen said he treated him like garbage… And so many of his former players hate his guts. I understand the Oilers are desperate to win with McDavid’s new contract kicking in and Babcock is a Stanley Cup winning coach… But this could also go disastrous if he sticks to his old ways. Time will tell.
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Replying to @DownGoesBrown
If a player with a NMC asks for a trade, the NMC should be null and void.
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I’m generally pro-player and guys have the right to want to go elsewhere, but if Larkin’s whole list is really Florida/Vegas/Minnesota then I hope Yzerman plays hardball.
Dylan Larkin has submitted a list of where he would like the Detroit Red Wings to trade him. It's only three teams long, and may need to expand. Details here: freep.com/story/sports/nhl/r…
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Replying to @RedWingDiehards
Frans Nielsen as the Datsyuk backfill was the beginning of the end
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Has Yzerman dropped the ball on making trades that will help the team? Yes. Has Dylan Larkin disappeared at crucial times while playing 1st line minutes and 1st Power play? Also yes. Both can be true.
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See ya. He’s always been a bottom tier 1st line center in the league and now’s he’s requesting a trade like he’s fucking superstar. Time to move on and make Seider the Captain.
BREAKING NEWS: Dylan Larkin has requested a trade out of Detroit, per @FriedgeHNIC
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Our “heart and soul” went 9 games in March and April without an even strength point in yet another late season collapse lol
Seeing Red Wings fans turn on Dylan Larkin is CRAZY. The guy has been your heart and soul for a decade, genuinely given everything and when he had nothing left to give, no one else stepped up. He’s one hell of a player and he’s going to kill it for wherever he goes next. #LGRW
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What the fuck man lol what a day for Detroit
It sounds like there is no timetable for the return of Kerby Joseph from Dan Campbell. 🎥 @Lions
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Dylan Larkin's trade request is probably what the Red Wings needed in the long run, and it likely gives the C to Seider (deservedly). I'm annoyed this leaked as I already don't trust Yzerman to get good enough return. But we'll see how it goes... #LGRW
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See ya. He’s always been a bottom tier 1st line center in the league and now’s he’s requesting a trade like he’s fucking superstar. Time to move on and make Seider the Captain.
BREAKING NEWS: Dylan Larkin has requested a trade out of Detroit, per @FriedgeHNIC
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He is a good second line Center but he simply cannot be the number 1 guy. Was named captain early in his career because the wings quite literally had nobody else after Z retired.
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AJ is quiet quitting lol
Was Keider Montero surprised when A.J. Hinch pulled him after six scoreless innings and just 65 pitches? "Yes." "I felt really good," Montero said. "It's his decision." #Tigers
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Oh, you have a 1 run lead? It would be a real shame if someone blew that. - Drew Anderson
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Somehow Drew Anderson has been a worse signing than Alex Cobb and he didn’t even pitch a single inning last year lol
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