Paused UAB beat writer. I now build your roads. Bama Grad and @UACCIS Alum. 🐘 Bigger and Better Vulcan Statue Enthusiast. 🖖

Joined May 2012
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Arguably the only time in human history when weed could be considered a performance-enhancing drug.
Texas Longhorn, Ricky Williams #HookEm
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This is a good time to remind everyone that they should listen to the entire Excitable Boy album at least once in their life.
It occurs to me that "Lawyers, Guns and Money" is basically the college sports national anthem at this point.
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Evan Dudley retweeted
Beyond the gridiron, UAB linebacker Braxtyn Davies is inspiring the next generation. Check out the story behind his awesome new children's book on sports and resilience. Must-read for young athletes! #UAB #CollegeFootball @BraxtynDavies @UAB_FB @SteveIrvine04 @bhambanner
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Introduce Yourself with 10 bands you seen live. Keith Whitley Prince Metallica Jerry Lee Lewis Van Halen Gregg Allman Mary J. Blige Sturgill Simpson The Cure Turnpike Troubadours
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The secret to defeating SKYNET was always building more stairs.
This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen. No notes. The lifeless clanker carcass just laying there. No crowd reaction, anything. Just Billie Jean. Until its lifeless shell is shamefully dragged off. Purely amazing.
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My father had me ride over to my uncle's house, where all the brothers and wives were celebrating New Year's, and kill the power at the main breaker when the clock hit midnite. Hilarious.
I wonder how people felt at 11:59 p.m. of dec. 1999 before crossing over to the year 2000.
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FREE HATS FOR THE FIRST 5,000 FANS THIS SUNDAY! (and some lucky fans may get an autographed hat) 👀 🎟️: bit.ly/464oArB
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No feelings left? I think James Spann just admitted to being a sociopath.
I have never understood the trolls after a severe weather event. If it doesn't happen at their house, then nothing happened at all. Tornadoes, destructive hail, serious flooding across AL/MS yesterday and last night, lasting into the morning hours today. Sounds like this guy needs a big hug. But I hope he knows he can't hurt my feelings since I have no feelings left to hurt.
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Psst...everyone on this thread is wrong. The answer is Jesse Owens.
Who is the greatest athlete the South has ever produced?
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Evan Dudley retweeted
UAB softball has been without its head coach, Taylor Smartt, for the last five games. According to multiple sources, serious allegations were reported to the admin, including claims of abuse, racist remarks, and potential NCAA violations. si.com/onsi/softball/news/al…
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The fact that no member of the ESU Timberwolves, specifically Steve Lattimer, did not make this list renders it invalid.
Best fictional football players 🎥
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The best single song @weatherchannel used during their Local on the 8s was "Mihalis" by David Gilmour.
Just now finding out about @weatherchannel’s retro option, music and everything, and I am weeping openly. Feels so good to be back baby weather.com/retro/
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If someone offered you $1,000,000 to listen to one album for 48 hours straight, which album are you choosing ?
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The NBA Board of Governors is likely to vote this summer on expanding the league by two teams, per @townbrad. Las Vegas and Seattle are considered the favored cities.
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I believe Scrubs covered this in a random fantasy many years ago. @VDOOZER
From @TheAthletic: Reports have surfaced before the Winter Olympics that allege ski jumpers are injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to fly farther. The World Anti-Doping Agency has vowed to investigate. nyti.ms/4r10aaA
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We would be honored if you would play yazz flute for us...
Texas A&M and Alabama combined for 18-of-47 from 3…in the FIRST HALF. Then in a twist, a FLUTE version of “Friends in Low Places” 🤯 #GigEm #RollTide @F68PodNetwork
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Evan Dudley retweeted
Pretty cool children's book written by Braxtyn Davies, a redshirt freshman LB at UAB, and his brother Brysen, a freshman early enrollee LB at Marshall. Talked to Braxtyn yesterday and story should be out soon at bhambanner.com.
My brother @daviesbrysen and I just released our first children’s book, Braxtyn & Brysen and the Backers Football Team (ages 4–8)! Available now on Amazon (Paperback Kindle) amazon.com/dp/B0GJPRGS15 🎁 FREE coloring pages discussion questions: daviesbackers.com/backers-re… Teaching young kids’ leadership and belonging so they can be the kind of teammate who makes everyone better. #YouthFootball #ClassroomBookADay #ChildrensBooks #EarlyLearning
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"Excuse me for being alive in the 90s and having two ears connected to a heart..."
Incredible. *sound on*.
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🚨: A flashing green light or lightning was captured on Jupiter by the Juno spacecraft.
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