Put down the bottle. Pick up more girls.
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Apr 27
In 2006, you could go to Walmart half-drunk at 3 a.m. and walk out with a live lobster, cheap lingerie and a handgun.
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The most annoying person you know who lived in New York for less than a year over a decade ago just became the world’s biggest Knicks fan this week.
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Dixie nationalism
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Jun 12
Back in the day I had 2-3 bars and ran a soft harem of attractive women through them. Didn’t matter if they were hard targets or my cousin who was a great wingman. Just being seen with attractive girls and being popular among bartenders/patrons will do much of the work for you.
Jun 12
White American women between 18-30 change how they rate men based on whom they see him paired with:
😃 w/ a hot girl: 25% male attractiveness
🫤 w/ a Plain Jane: -5% male attractiveness
😣 w/ an ugly girl: -23% male attractiveness
tl;dr take a hot girl along when you go out…
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The moves were really simple, low-stakes, but created tension. Text multiple girls “come to Chicora & play shuffleboard” and voila you’ve got a low-pressure way to have multiple women in your sights
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Men, would you please chime in with a list of things we need women to “understand and prioritize”?
Jun 12
there's a sex therapist who has a ritual of making out with her husband every night before bed, and so many of the comments on her posts are some version of "but what if he gets turned on and I don't want to have sex" and i need men to understand and prioritize non sexual touch.
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Jun 11
it also gets more based
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Take notes, gentlemen.
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Jun 10
Put some respect on your name.
Wear more loafers.
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Jun 10
Take a map of the state she lives in. If you removed the city names, she would have zero clue where she lives or what the capital is. Even somewhere like Tennessee or Texas, with 2-4 major cities spread out. Women have no sense of directions, no clue what is where.
Jun 10
21, 31, or 41 DO NOT ask girls about basic intelligence, history, military, or break out a map.
Your brain will BREAK when you realise how differently they see the world.
H/T @CFoxtrot52
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Jun 9
Went to an SEC school, know these dudes. Sometimes they have money, just as often they’re super-likeable chubby Chads. Large in their social circle. Big personality, great jokes, always have booze, blow, Widespread Panic bootlegs. Same personality as bar owners, car dealers, etc.
15 Oct 2025
We need a reality dating show called "Average SEC Couples" that's just 15 Average Joe's from the South wooing 15 gorgeous women with generational wealth.
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Jun 9
Hot girls have gut issues caused by a number of factors: lymphatic, postural, anorexia, orthorexia, bulimia, emotional. Plus, they barely poop. (“You’re full of shit” comes from here). Astounding the number of girlfriends I’ve had say stuff like “I haven’t been in a week”
Jun 9
I've never met an attractive women who didn't have stomach and digestive issues. Not sure why that is.
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oh to be an aging man doing a heated workout class surounded by sweaty scantily clad 20-something year old women
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Jun 9
Can’t you see, man? It’s all the same. Women, sales, performance, life … every day is just another chance to step up to the plate, put the past away and be the man. This account isn’t about hating women and fucking bitches. It’s about HOPE (and getting your dick sucked)
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Jun 9
One of the few incontrovertible beliefs I hold is that people innately want strong men to tell them what to do. History always bears this out over time.
Jun 8
Every leftist girl secretly has an attraction for Fascists.
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Men need to start dressing like Steve Mcqueen again
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