Indoor Football Player, Amateur Golfer, and Men’s League Baseball player. I also work in litigation
Joined April 2025
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Jun 13
Genuinely the dumbest people of all time.
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Jun 13
the peak of covid psychosis was when people were convinced that a bo burnham musical comedy special was an important piece of art
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Jun 12
The people who call us Nazis are about to elect an actual Nazi
Jun 12
Maine Senate odds:
🟦 Graham Platner: 59%
🟥 Susan Collins: 41%
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Dylan Williams retweeted
Bernie Sanders and AOC haven't created a single millionaire.
Elon just created 4,400 millionaires.
Socialism vs. Capitalism
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Dylan Williams retweeted
Jun 12
Rising tides lift all boats. Communists would rather sink all of them.
Jun 12
NEW: Juan Hernandez, a welder who says he took “just another contract job” at SpaceX for $28/hr in 2015, is now a millionaire as shares soar.
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Dylan Williams retweeted
When the HR Ladies hear you prefer a cash bonus instead of a pizza party
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Jun 11
Merrill Hoge and Ron Jaworski would sit on ESPN and just teach you football. It was so sick
Jun 10
No agendas
No hot takes
No fluff
Just a guy who knew ball & broke it down without the bullshit.
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Dylan Williams retweeted
Jun 10
It is the official position of the Catholic Church that the sport is called Soccer. Total cultural victory achieved. 🇺🇸
Jun 10
The World Cup begins tomorrow, and many will watch the matches. Soccer reminds us of something we must not forget: life is not a race to show off on our own, but a path we learn to walk together. Anyone who does not know how to pass the ball, even if they have talent, has not yet understood the game. Anyone who does not know how to live with and for others has not yet understood life. #ApostolicJourney
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Every time I see posts like this, this is all I can think about who must be posting.
Jun 8
Imagine if GTA 6 cars could get dead batteries and Jason had to jump-start them
Would you want this level of realism in GTA 6?
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Dylan Williams retweeted
Jun 9
To celebrate America's 250th birthday I've decided to rewatch Band of Brothers for the 81398413th time
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Dylan Williams retweeted
Jun 9
Ironically, Idris Elba would NOT be a woke choice. He’s a proper British man who’s jacked and handsome and suave. He can absolutely come across as a gruff military/intel officer. He’d be an excellent Bond in the modern era.
Idris Elba says James Bond doesn’t need to be “woke”
“Bond is big all over the world. And audiences won’t [all] go for a Black male, an African male, playing Bond. That’s not what they like in their culture. Period…
Bond is so unrealistic, so a hint of reality is good, but let’s not try and make it woke. I think you’ve got to be pure to what it is: escapism. Don’t try and answer the world’s taste. Just be Bond.”
(Source: gq-magazine.co.uk/article/id…)
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Dylan Williams retweeted
Jun 9
there’s a German guy named Freddy here for the World Cup
as far as I can tell his meals on Monday were:
Waffle House at 1 AM
Wendy’s for lunch
Chili’s for dinner & NBA Finals Game 3
little does he know he just earned his citizenship, that was the secret meal combo to unlock it
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Don’t really like to put my actual personal business out there very often, but 2 years ago today I made the decision to better my life and quit drinking. Very blessed!
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Dylan Williams retweeted
Jun 8
DEATH BEAT HIM CLEAN, 1 - 2 - 3, BROTHER
The Police have closed the investigation into Hulk Hogan's death, and his death has been ruled as natural.
"Following an exhaustive review of the statements, medical records, surveillance footage from within the residence, and a visual inspection of Mr. Bollea's body, there has been no evidence to indicate the death of Terry Bollea was anything other than natural. Through the course of the investigation, there has been no evidence to indicate any criminal wrongdoing related to his death. This case will be closed, and will be considered solved, non-criminal."
(Source: Clearwater Police)
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Dylan Williams retweeted
Jun 8
I know a guy who rode his bike from San Diego to Delaware. Met a ton of great people. Enjoyed all he encountered
He got home and saw the news. “This is nothing like the country I just saw”
I think about this often
Make decisions based on lived experience, not scripted TV
Jun 7
If you want to hate America watch the news, if you want to love America drive across it. 🇺🇸
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Dylan Williams retweeted
Jun 7
hey if you want to marry someone who has ADHD. please do some research into how adhd works because some of you are so awful towards your adhd spouses.
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Jun 7
the Venn diagram of people yelling at me about NFL 2k5 and the people who wanted an open-world CFB 27 is a solid circle
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THIS!!! 2k5 sucked in 2004 and it sucks now. THERE WAS A REASON IT WAS $20!!!!
Jun 7
i always get so annoyed by this debate.
Madden 2005 was roughly 50,000x better. 2k SUCKED.
the weird nostalgia for 2k has confused me for 20 years. You'll notice nobody ever reminisces about the gameplay and that's because it was atrocious.
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