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10 Oct 2024
I would simply comply with the law next time
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Apparently we have no need to contact the regulators about our 'slop'.
Too late @JoshCrumb, we contacted them & other authorities before we published.
$ABXX.TO has refused to explain how this cannot be wash trading? Convenient timing, during a 'live' forum...don't you think?
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Jun 12
Happy SpaceX IPO day! As a fun game, I randomly selected 10 of Elon's 50 most recent tweets, as well as 10/50 of his tweets 10 years ago and shuffled them together.
Can YOU tell the difference between Elon today and Elon from way back then?
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Jun 11
Abaxx - Not Even Worth A Crumb
Viceroy is short Abaxx $ABXX. The Exchange is comprised of wash-traded churn sustained by incentives, which collapses the moment incentives are switched off. There is limited genuine hedging activity or price discovery supporting this façade. 1/
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Jun 9
lol baggies are still at it even after the proposed 20% coupon debt refi. $SOC branded itself as a MAGA company, Trump is out of office in 2.5 years and the legally dubious authorization is *still* predicated on the idea that state law only applies during an emergency. good luck
Just got our first post-production look at the PV-10 for $SOC and it is $6.1 billion at current strip oil prices and $10.2 billion at current spot price. The current EV is just $3.2 billion. SOC should trade at 1x PV-10 at a minimum. That’s a $33 and $60 stock price respectively.
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Jun 9
lol i'm not stopping you from buying equity behind a 1 billion dollar 20% coupon note. have at it, ding dongs. i'm sure the bond guys are wrong
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JP Morgan is sweating to sell a debt offering that yields 35% in one year to the extent that they're whispering the price down to 98. Makes u wonder why Exxon has no interest in hanging around at that kind of payout laffo
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"We are cabinet secretaries and we will record as many infomercials as it takes for Sable's stock price to recover."
.@SecretaryWright at the Sable pipeline in Santa Barbara: "These are wells drilled decades ago, just sitting there idle. We used the Defense Production Act to bring that production on. It grew California's oil and gas production by 20% — just turning a valve."
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Jun 4
Someday space investors will learn how to do math but that day is not today
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lol imagine going long $soc instead of any other US E&P, underperforming peers, still being valued at a premium despite cashflows and profits being a spin of the wheel and then beating your chest. Incredible stuff
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May 29
lmao
May 29
TRUMP: HORMUZ STRAIT TO REOPEN IMMEDIATELY FOR UNRESTRICTED SHIPPING
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This should cause automatic halt to operations for SpaceX in Texas and Rocket Lab in VA. People have been warning for years that the explosions envelope for Methalox not fully understood... Now here's proof
From @SpaceflightNow’s stream: Looks like something blew at the aft end at ignition and the whole stack just collapsed? Right side lightning tower and TE is completely gone, the left tower took a huge beating too.
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Don't cry to me when NTSB's report suggests re-doing every single Methalox risk assessment because each and every one is woefully inadequate. No one at DoD is going to let this VC fueled rocket orgy destroy natsec infrastructure
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This is, without a hint of irony, a complete validation of the Falcon9/heavy platform, which will continue to dominate lift for the next decade
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Damn SpaceX bootlickers: even dumber than previously assumed
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May 27
lol at the CEO who has been having a week long meltdown about the shorts manipulating his share price by tactically selling into illiquid conditions or some dumb bullshit before blowing out 15 days of trade volume in an offering at a 13% discount
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May 26
Dilution was just 2%/yr five days ago! x.com/JoshCrumb/status/20593…
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Why is a 160-year-old boiler maker Babcock & Wilcox proposing to build a high-cost, high-emissions, 1980s style power plant for data centres? Sunlight Partners is short shares of $BW; See our report and disclosures here sunlight.partners/disclaimer…. 1/5
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