Founder, finder, fink. 20 years in Digital Commerce.

Joined November 2006
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Elliot V. Schoemaker retweeted
This could genuinely be a scene from the Office.
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IT’S BEEN A SHITHOUSE YEAR. BUT TODAY IS FRIDAY.
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Elliot V. Schoemaker retweeted
Sorry, we were right. Study confirms Climate Models getting future warming projections right Alan Buis @NASAJPL #ClimateChange #ClimateEmergency #LeastWrong
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Elliot V. Schoemaker retweeted
4 Feb 2020
Nina Turner calls Mike Bloomberg an "oligarch." Is he? He's worth $60 billion. He makes $2 billion a year off that. He's using this year's $2 billion to buy the presidency. He just bought his way onto debate stage. Yes.
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Elliot V. Schoemaker retweeted
.@Guardian will become the first major global news organisation to ban advertising from oil & gas companies. “Our decision is based on the decades-long efforts by many in that industry to prevent meaningful climate action by governments around the world." theguardian.com/media/2020/j…
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Same article, but replace fire with flood.
Building standards give us false hope. There's no such thing as a fireproof house: theconversation.com/building… @GeoffHanmer @UNSW #AustraliaBushfires #auspol
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Elliot V. Schoemaker retweeted
Wow look another funding coincidence.
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David Littleproud asked if it's a coincidence that only five council areas that are eligible for the drought funding are not in Coalition held seats. #auspol #qldpol
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I guess this is a decent re-introduction to Twitter... I joined 13 god-damned years ago. #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Spam volumes following a domain rego these days is absolutely obnoxious.
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Not sure how I feel about this sock-swag trend. I miss the days of pens and bottle openers...
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Oh, well of course that’s fine. #infiniterage
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Yes. Yes we are.
iOS 12 Users Running Current Beta Plagued With Popup Prompting an Update macrumors.com/2018/08/30/ios… by @julipuli
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Too close for comfort.
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Elliot V. Schoemaker retweeted
just enjoying this brief moment of nobody being prime minister #auspol
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Finally ditched @Telstra for @vividwireless 4G LTE at home. Dreamy stuff since @NBN_Australia is probably another 10 years away...
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Same with demographic data. High traffic “window shoppers” are more prevalent in US, hence high traffic, low CVR online stores.
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And all you’re telling me is that less progressive industries are starting to catch up. A given.
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Vertically integrated online stores - sure, definite wins vs. brand aggregators.
Ecommerce lessons to take with a grain of salt. I'd have to disagree with half of this. forbes.com/sites/elainepofel…