He is superior to his fate. He is stronger than his rock.

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1 Jul 2022
Baz Luhrmanns “Elvis” is the Joker to James Mangolds “Walk the Line”Batman.
Am I to understand that from 2-5pm @NESpower got approximately 1.4% of power back on, possibly 0% of power? I think I’m empathetic to the degree of strain they’re under. I’m not empathetic to the uselessness of information they choose to divulge.
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Feels like finding this out in the middle of an ice storm/right after the ice storm is like… the actual worst time to learn this information if it applies to you.
Ensure your home will be ready to receive power. After a major storm like this, it’s important to know where our role ends and yours begins. NES maintains and repairs the lines leading to your house, but homeowners are responsible for the equipment on the house. If your weatherhead, power mast, or meter base are damaged, our crews cannot safely reconnect your power. You will need to contact a licensed electrician for these repairs first. We’re working around the clock to get Music City back online!
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6 Jun 2025
How about instead of running tornado simulations, you start with making sure the power doesn’t go out for 2 hours every time the wind blows or it rains for 6 minutes. It is absolutely absurd, ABSURD, how long and regularly the power goes and stays out in south Nashville.
We're always taking steps to better serve our customers, so recently we teamed up with Tennessee State University to host a virtual simulation of the tornado that swept through Middle Tennessee in March 2020. This simulation helps us better understand and prepare for natural disasters, which in turn, helps our community! Learn more about this project here bit.ly/4kSOenZ. #Innovation #TornadoSimulation #DisasterPreparedness
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9 Sep 2024
A Guy Ritchie directed Jason Statham movie to be more exact.
Mahomes and Kelce look like the dipshit henchmen in a Jason Statham movie.
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9 Sep 2024
The @Titans updated strategy from last year of not scoring in the fourth quarter to not scoring in the entire second half is really bold. Hope it works out.
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7 Jun 2024
Have we considered she’s just sincerely the best woman to represent Alabama…?
The winner of Miss Alabama. She promotes inclusivity and representation of all bodies. We need to stop glorifying obesity. Obesity isn’t healthy.
Community note
Brianna Burrell is the 2023 Miss Alabama, which is the famous title that leads to the Miss USA competition. Sara Millikin participated in a different competition affiliated with National American Miss and is their Miss Alabama. snopes.com/news/2024/06/0… missalabama.com/meet-miss-alab…
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29 Feb 2024
My favorite part of @JayBilas getting the entire @PardonMyTake fan base to hate him today was when he told @BarstoolBigCat he used the word “disingenuous” wrong and then immediately gave the incorrect definition of the word…
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29 Feb 2024
Other highlights include repeatedly saying, “I’m not arguing with you…” while in the middle of arguing, “I don’t care…” while clearly getting worked up by someone having a different opinion than him, making concrete claims he couldn’t possibly prove while just being hostile.
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13 Oct 2023
I would absolutely die to taste @GuyFieri takes on this random sandwich I made at midnight last night. Toast bread using garlic compound butter Thinly shredded 50/50 Cheddar and Parmesan on top until golden? Sweet relish Ghost Pepper wing sauce/honey
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21 May 2023
The idea that vehicular safety standards have increased over the last 30 years while speed limits stay the same and driver license qualifications have decreased is mind blowing to me.
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4 May 2023
So this socialist is upset that 9 million people didn’t pay a 111 year old privately held company $105,750,000 more to see a movie that has grossed over $1billion on a $100million budget because he wants to take a shot @elonmusk
A Twitter user posted the entire “Super Mario Bros.” movie and got 9 million views before Twitter’s understaffed content moderators finally realized what was going on and took it down more than seven hours later. forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2…
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11 Mar 2023
The whole point, at least for a while, was that he could…
Not even John Wick can do it alone. Get tickets to #JohnWick4 - theaters March 24.
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11 Feb 2023
I like the idea that this person is just suddenly, unexpectedly driving a car. Because that’s the only way you’d be able to complain about a gear shift in a car you are driving. As if you didn’t know what the gear shift mechanism was before you bought it or found yourself in it…
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29 Jan 2023
This is a roundabout way to say, the automobile lobbies killed streetcars and railroads in self interest.
Replying to @culturaltutor
How else can people get around in cities? On foot, or by bicycles, trams, buses, and trains. The USA once had one of the foremost streetcar systems in the world. That was how almost everybody in the cities got to work.
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24 Jan 2023
One of the best public apologies ever…?
Unc Shannon sharpe apologizes for his behavior at the lakers vs Grizzlies game 💯
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12 Jan 2023
So this got political almost immediately… Hopefully we can all agree on… Warranties. Companies saying, “hey we didn’t make this well enough to guarantee it won’t break. And if it does, it’s on you…” seems like such a scam.
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Exploring the architecture of The Lord of the Rings films:
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8 Dec 2022
I don’t know enough about legislation to make sense of any bill being 4,000 pages long, no one reading and it containing laws and rules we have to abide by. Like when did government become this? How does this even work? How is there a 4000 page bill?
The House will soon vote on the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA)—4,409 pages of legislation, which nobody has read (unveiled on Tuesday evening), costing $850 billion over just one year! The military-industrial complex is alive and well.
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29 Nov 2022
Whenever I see “USMNT” I think, “United States Mutant Ninja Turtles…”
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29 Oct 2022
Penn State just had the quickest, most extravagant meltdown I’ve ever seen.