Anxious and surviving in tech! šŸ šŸˆ and everything in between!

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10 Apr 2025
I don’t have any grand illusions about myself. šŸ˜†Was reading about Ashoka when I created this @X handle!
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Neighbors are having a grand time. There was a man cleaning the arena’s aura šŸ˜† #nyc #nba #knicks
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TumheiN ek nazm bheji hai, subah ki ओस meiN bheegi hui hai Use maathe pe rakh lena, bukhaar shayad zara kamm ho -Gulzar #urdu #shayari #poet #gulzar
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Come to think of it, my favorite shortest joke is this one that was on a board outside a bar: ā€œWe like our beer like we like our violence. Domestic!ā€ This is from a Bill Burr’s set & he read it outside a bar. #truestory @billburr #joke
My favorite shortest joke. ā€œI was with Ken Numbers, Ronny Calculus’ son.ā€ From the brilliant mind of @RealBobMortimer #wilty @WILTY_TV
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Were you not born in 1950!! @narendramodi @PMOIndia Or does it not apply to beings who come into existence!! #modi
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Trivias I just read: 1. India continued its domestic Test cricket season without interruption even during WWII. 2. Vijay Hazare got Bradman out thrice!!!! Now whattttt!! #CricketHistory #cricket
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Here to share my pain. I was so close to breaking my old #wordle streak, but alas! Fell just 3 short! :( Here’s to the next climb!
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Wow!! Just woww! The ā€œmanā€ has now anointed himself as an emperor!
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My favorite shortest joke. ā€œI was with Ken Numbers, Ronny Calculus’ son.ā€ From the brilliant mind of @RealBobMortimer #wilty @WILTY_TV
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Bhansali’s collab with Ash is only & only comparable to Raj Kapoor-Nargis & Guru Dutt-Waheeda Rehman. Barsaat, Pyaasa, Awara, Kaagaz Ke Phool, Shree 420, & SBaG are classics beyond par but the work Rai did with Bhansali beats them all. #hottake @bhansali_produc #devdas
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Nuns in the house and what a point to break!
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A FUCKIN SUPERSTAR 🫔 🫔
I donated around 60 litres of breast milk to the government hospital in Hyderabad and Chennai during my first year of post partum!! Why does it matter? Just 100ml of donor milk can feed a tiny 1kg baby for several days. This donation could potentially support dozens of infants in the NICU. Donating is safe, screened, and desperately needed. Many NICU babies don't have immediate access to their mother's own milk due to medical complications. Donor milk acts as a vital bridge, providing immunity and nutrition during those critical first days. It serves as a bridge for mothers whose milk may be delayed due to stress, illness,malnutrition or premature birth.Ā  Donor human milk is proven to significantly reduce the incidence of Necrotizing Enterocolitis (a life-threatening gut condition) in premature infants!!! Check your local govt hospital to see how you can help! #MilkBank #SavingLives #MaternalHealth
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I read this a fuckin long time ago. Not in the mood to google to credit the author. ā€œEating an oyster is like french kissing a mermaidā€. #oyster #florida
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Hello frandzzzz! How’s the Monday josh!!
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Bad kukkad! 9:30 am is no time for a baang!
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A really really fine pork and watermelon margarita!
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Just got to know Ranbir will also be playing Parshurama along with Rama! #rama
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