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Joined June 2014
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Apr 8
I follow back all restore lovers... (reform too if they aren't too brainwashed and tribal, I understand least worst option now)....Even bots beep boop
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Really love when evri say they tried to deliver your parcel but you have cameras and dogs.... Nobody tried to deliver shit today
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Jun 15
You were watching PawPatrol on YouTube after curfew were you not?
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Jun 15
Gizmo just dropped a huge gob of drool on my arm, if you pet him on his chubby cheeks I guess he thinks of food ๐คฃ
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Meme time ๐๐น๐๐น๐
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Jun 12
Gizmo pulling out all the stops this morning to get food.
First he brought down an empty food packet from the bin, to chew on loudly in the bed
Then he started to press the keys on the laptop to get YouTube to play and wake me up.
He's very single minded for his one true love
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Jun 10
โYou canโt solve problems with violenceโ
*opens history book.
Well well well
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Jun 11
Ugh finally quelled the tooth ache with a mixture of teabags ginger and wizardry. Probably going to need string and an anvil though.
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Jun 11
Classic moment with the right music
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Jun 10
Looks like the riot shields are out in Belfast tonight, oh well... Good luck
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Jun 10
How to fix Doctor Who.
Wipe out everything post Peter Capaldi. Most importantly the horrific Timeless Children.
The Dream Lord and The Valeyard are behind the non-events of the 13th, 14th, 15th, and stupid Fugitive Doctor.
Better yet, just never mention them.
Cast Hugh Laurie as the Doctor with a smoking hot actual female companion.
You're welcome.
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