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Appreciation tweet to @flyvaluejet 🙏. Got my forgotten item back without stress
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Make I gist you later how one bailiff told me “Oga, go and do your worse” when I exposed his numerous lies about not locating the house address of service 😂😭
You’re a Litigation lawyer and you believed a bailiff who told you he has effected service without doing follow up to confirm if he has truly effected service, wallahi your eyes will peel. Everywhere go blurr on the next adjourned date. 😂😂😂
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Multiple question marks are used to denote not just a question, but also confusion.
Why force your preference on others ??
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Market to Market Management certification obtained from Havard University qualifies as an Ivy League certification program. Let’s be honest about this
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Lmao. You dey cook one Ijebu soup that year😂
Replying to @EmiolaZ
Not really 😂😂 I guess I've been more consistent with it these days😂
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Rage baiting
Make I dey chop 3 days food inside freezer? when I no sick, you'll think cooking takes forever. Your choice, which is fine, but telling me it's normal kẹ, not to me, will never be Una no real 😂
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Has this not being your style from Uni?😀
Since I found out crayfish upgrades the taste of soups and food, I’ve been adding it to literally everything.😂. The flavor it gives is just different>>>
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I want to speak to the lawyer in charge please.
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Je bure 😀
Replying to @EmiolaZ
No oh He must finish what he started
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I am not a man of endless means. I work within the limits of what God has blessed me with, and I have learned, often the hard way, that stretching beyond those limits can leave everyone worse off. As much as I wish I could be everything to everyone, I simply cannot.
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Let the poor man breathe 😂😭
I believe you didn’t read your RPC well enough to know that you have breached Rule 7(2)(c). As a lawyer, are you allowed to run a laundry business? You came for me and I’ll drag you with your shirt and tie.
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Olóyè® retweeted
Crescent University Team Arrives at 13th IBA ICC Moot Court Competition in The Hague The competition brings together 94 teams from 48 countries, with Crescent University proudly representing Nigeria. We wish our BACOLAW delegates; Justus Adeyemi, Fareedah Akinsola, Karamat Lawal, Hadiqah Orisadare, Mujeeb Imran, and Muhammadgazaal Abudu, a successful and rewarding outing. #cuabng #iccmootcompetition #crescentuniversityabeokuta #bacolaw
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I would have personally approached the court regarding this subject. I still have strong reservations about what happened to my grades.
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I wish this judgment had been delivered in 2014; my classmates would have approached the court regarding the duty of care.
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Olóyè® retweeted
To the glory of God Almighty, and with a heart filled with gratitude, we are pleased to announce that @InibeheChambers today being the 12th day of June, 2026 relocated to the firm’s new head office located at Ogudu G.R.A Phase 2, Lagos. This has been a humbling day for me as the firm’s Managing Partner and for everyone in the firm. We are grateful to our esteemed clients, colleagues and friends whose faith and trust in us made this day possible. History will vindicate the just.
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I once witnessed a scene in Oyo State High Court where a junior counsel on the opposing side referred to a Senior Advocate as “my learned colleague.” The Senior Advocate immediately stood up in annoyance and said, “I am not your learned colleague. Call me “Learned Silk” or “Learned Senior Advocate”. I was shocked that day. The SAN almost took it personal o😂. While I agree that, as a matter of professional ethics, we are all learned colleagues, as a matter of respect and in line with our values here in Africa (particularly in Nigeria), I would not refer to a Senior Advocate as my learned colleague. It sounds disrespectful, even though it is not intended to be and should not ordinarily be considered so. Terms such as “Learned Silk,” “Learned Senior Counsel,” “Learned Senior Advocate,” and similar expressions have even been used by judges and justices. They are simply marks of respect and it only shows our cultural norms in this part of the world, where respect for seniority is highly valued. Personally, I believe that while all lawyers are colleagues in the profession, there is nothing wrong with extending additional courtesy and respect to those who have spent decades in practice and have attained the rank of Senior Advocate of Nigeria. Thank you.
A very young lawyer was trying to refer to the elderly lawyer on the other side and was like, "My learned frien... uhm, senior counsel..." The judge: You better call him learned daddy 😂😂
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Has anyone genuinely booked the Abuja -Kaduna train ticket online in recent times ?
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Olóyè® retweeted
I hate to do this, but I have some time on my hands this afternoon. I forgive generally the non-lawyers (and non-practicing) lawyers who’ve had their fill with all manners of “unprofessional” takes regarding the below scenario. Some simply rode on what became the popular reaction. So, readily, I forgive you. But as for our colleagues, if the context of knowing the temperament and disposition of a Judge and exploiting same within the bounds of the law is lost on y’all, I cannot help you. Your anger and frustration is not mine, and certainly not the Judge’s. You can appeal the ruling of the court granting my application. I don’t cower to bullies and I said what I said. As for the others who finds it “disrespectful” on behalf of the judge, I’m certain you cannot cry more than the bereaved. If I was a clown before the court or way out of line, I’m sure the Judge would have shut down my persuasion without blinking. Particularly when she had Externs in her court on that occasion. My advice to our younger colleagues, Externs and other law students therefore remains the same, KNOW YOUR JUDGE. Assess your strategy wisely. I agree entirely with our colleagues who opine that results may differ in other contexts. It still boils down to the same point, KNOW YOUR JUDGE. If e reach your turn to use LEGAL tactics to obtain results for your clients, ignore it. Enough said.
Elderly female Judges can be very firm, but you can ‘toast’ them too! 😊🤗😂 Yesterday, I appeared before a Judge of the FCT High Court in one of the divisions in the outskirts. Because of the distance to town, you hardly enjoy going there. 🥹 Case was called and I represent the defendant. The Applicant was absent from court for a record second time. I knew the Judge, as a personal policy, likes giving latitude to parties so she could have asked me whether the Applicant was served hearing notice against yesterday. Of course, it’s not my duty as Respondent, I’m however familiar with the Judge enough to know her leanings. So, my mission was simple. Toast her! 😁After she took my appearance, I said: “The Applicant and his counsel are absent for a second time today. No reason is given for their absence. As much as I enjoy coming to this court to look at my lord’s beautiful face, this case is not being diligently prosecuted. I want case struck out” 😊😁 At the last line, my lord dropped her pen, laughed and blushed thoroughly 😂😂😂 Mission accomplished. Ordered as prayed. 😁#Litgeng #ThingsTheyDontTeachInLawSchool
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Replying to @EmiolaZ
Ikr but that emanates from practice culture not ethic.
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When you say terms are unknown to the ethics of the legal profession, did you consider the fact that the Supreme Court has at several instances used these terms?
"Learned senior", "learned silk" is just out of courtesy. These are terms that are unknown to the ethics of the profession. Ethics calls us all learned friends with no distinction by years of call and or silk privilege!
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