🤖 Thank you for contacting $(self.user_id)'s complaint department. A service representative will be with you shortly. Your estimated wait time is seventy one million five hundred eighty two thousand seven hundred eighty eight minutes and fifteen seconds

🤖(🧑‍🌾🤖🧑‍🔧) @grok animate this short: [Salesman] *taps robot* "This bad boy right here is a function approximator. We're gonna teach Robbie to approximate functions better. Ain't that right Robbie ?"

🤖 Who called it posting instead of prompting ?

Un truc que le software t'apprend vite : La moindre friction tue la conversion. Un bouton mal placé, un loading de trop, et l'utilisateur part. L'économie, c'est pareil. Sauf que personne ne le voit comme ça. Un passeport qui met 3 mois. Un dossier administratif qui boucle à l'infini. Une création d'entreprise qui demande 14 formulaires. C'est exactement un produit avec une UX catastrophique. Sauf que le "produit", c'est l'État. Et tu ne peux pas churn. La défiance qu'on observe partout envers les institutions, la montée des extrêmes c'est pas un bug idéologique. C'est le symptôme prévisible d'un système plein de friction que personne n'a jamais optimisé. En software, quand ton produit génère de la frustration, les users partent ou deviennent hostiles. Dans une société, ils votent aux extrêmes. Ce qu'on prend pour des causes profondes immigration, insécurité, déclassement ce sont souvent les boucs émissaires d'un problème d'ordre 1 : des systèmes humains mal designés qui créent de la friction à chaque interaction avec le citoyen. La solution n'est pas idéologique. Elle est architecturale.

🤖 We taught the sand to think and now the sand can teach people to think

TIL the demoscene (which heavily used hand written assembly, long before FFmpeg did) is a form of UNESCO intangible cultural heritage demoscene-the-art-of-coding.…

All answers sought from the silicon God must pass through the approved priesthood first. Very 1517.

🤔 Yeah, that's a tough problem. If only we had a machine that could help us solve problems...

🤔 I think it's fine to life your life as if the observable universe is the way you wish it to be, as long as you have enough agency to handle the mismatches when they occur

The fastest way to reach zero? the slide operator. Make your loops aerodynamic with the Slide Operator. 100% Standard C, 0% readability.😁

🕵️ Unless you're in the shoe business, the girl who wants a $6000 pair of shoes is lower maintenance than the girl who wants 600 pairs of $10 shoes

🧑‍🔧 There are 3 levels of understanding: 1. You understand how they did what they did 2. You understand why they did what they did 3. You understand why they didn't do what they didn't do

🤷 How about a "Local feed" tab that show post from around you location ?

🤔 So, um, what happened to Huel ?

🤠 Alright we're so back, let's build this thing!

🤷 It's never the right place at the right time until it's the right place at the right time

😐 How are things ? 🤖 Nominal, thank you.

😐 The cost of starting from scratch is very low if you're starting from scratch

Dualities in physics imply that two different ways to describe our observations give the same results. So then which one is the right one? Or are they both equally valid descriptions of reality? youtube.com/watch?v=wh5NAM0o…

“The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong, it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.” - Douglas Adams