Aw heck, it's time for a round of IS THIS GUY A GOOD HITTER?
Mike Trout
AVG: .293
CONCLUSION: Oof, not quite .300! Better luck next time, Mike!
Juan Soto
AVG: .299
CONCLUSION: So close to being good at hitting!
Hanser Alberto
AVG: .323
CONCLUSION: YES! YES! OH MY GOD YES!