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11 Aug 2023
I've got a new article in Slate about how bananas Travel has been this year...
My clients are stranded. Thousands of flights have been canceled. Itβs another day at work. slate.trib.al/t6wCiKG
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Still true.
22 Mar 2024
Hozier is a six foot six inch tall Irish poet. Please name any human with those qualifications who wouldn't ruin your life. Insult you to your face in such beautiful terms you'd smile into his eyes as he does it.
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RT @GeauxGabrielle: This is what βtaking the Lordβs name in vainβ means by the way.
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31 Oct 2025
Put morality aside, every social safety net program generates or saves more money than every punitive austerity policy.
Housing First? Saves cities thousands.
SNAP/WIC? Generates millions
Why aren't we making fun of these GOP losers who can't do basic math?
31 Oct 2025
Every 1$ in SNAP benefits creates 1.60$ in local economic activity.
So, in El Paso County where I live, 24,636 households receive about of 356.41$/mo in SNAP
That's a net loss of 14,048,826.81$ in economic activity in my county IN ONE MONTH.
"Fiscally Conservative" my fanny.
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31 Oct 2025
Every 1$ in SNAP benefits creates 1.60$ in local economic activity.
So, in El Paso County where I live, 24,636 households receive about of 356.41$/mo in SNAP
That's a net loss of 14,048,826.81$ in economic activity in my county IN ONE MONTH.
"Fiscally Conservative" my fanny.
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30 Oct 2025
According to the Thrifty Food Plan report put out by Donald Trump's USDA in August of this year, it takes a minimum 1000$ PER MONTH to feed a family of 4.
This is making things from scratch, little meat, no convenience foods, no waste eating.
You absolute ghoul.
30 Oct 2025
There are 22 million American households receiving SNAP benefits for groceries, at $4200 per year on average.
Try to get your head wrapped around how many pantries you can stock with $4200 dollars in properly shopped groceries.
Β Β Any American who has been receiving $4200 dollars per year of free groceries and does NOT have at least 1 month of groceries stocked should never again receive SNAP, because wow, stop smoking crack.
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29 Oct 2025
I have an opportunity for a Travel Agent who wants to work on-site in-office, in either LA or NYC. Great pay, GREAT benefits. If anyone is an experienced agent, specifically for VIP/high touch professional travel, please hit me up!
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17 Jul 2025
Plumber: "I've been doing this for 15 yrs, & I've only ever seen this happen 1 other time."
Water Mitigation: "We're going to have to tear out the walls and ceilings in the bathrooms on the main floor, and the basement, rip up carpet in one room, and put fans on all 3 floors"
17 Jul 2025
Forgot to say: I woke up this morning at 4am to my family panicking and telling me that the toilet tank in the upstairs bathroom had spontaneously cracked from top to bottom and spent several hours leaking water through the walls all the way to the basement.
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17 Jul 2025
Forgot to say: I woke up this morning at 4am to my family panicking and telling me that the toilet tank in the upstairs bathroom had spontaneously cracked from top to bottom and spent several hours leaking water through the walls all the way to the basement.
17 Jul 2025
This is my breaking point.
If you'd like to say a prayer, please do. If you'd like to buy me a cup of coffee, I won't say no.
Venmo: @ everywhereerica
CashApp: $everywhereerica
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17 Jul 2025
11 mo ago my water heater broke, a pipe burst in my kitchen wall, and my sink faucet broke within 2 days of each other, in three separate incidents. This caused flooding that required water mitigation, my kitchen torn apart, and a new floor, and 9 months of fights with insurance.
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17 Jul 2025
This is my breaking point.
If you'd like to say a prayer, please do. If you'd like to buy me a cup of coffee, I won't say no.
Venmo: @ everywhereerica
CashApp: $everywhereerica
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10 Jul 2025
Hello my darlings -- I've been promising to make this video about that for approximately 2 years now, so here it is!
My how-to on Chicken Demi-Glace
tiktok.com/t/ZT6dXqTuv/
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6 Mar 2025
Coming back to Twitter to live tweet the @RepJeffCrank digital town hall.
It was supposed to start 12 minutes ago, but hasn't, so we're beginning with a bang.
The kind of competence I've come to expect after months of calling his office and interacting with his aides.
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