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It’s funny to me that the Seinfeld episode about jacking off got all the buzz when there’s an episode where George talks about eating pussy so badly that he got tapped on the shoulder like the manager coming to the pitcher’s mound to relieve him.
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just straight up embarrassing. america is a joke, we are nothing more than every stereotype ever made about us as a country
IMAGINE HAVING SO MUCH TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME YOU CANT ADMIT THAT THIS IS TOTALLY BADASS!!!!
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There is not a chance in the world, a normal healthy person falls a sleep in a public event with extreme noise, even if one tries. Trump is dementia napping.
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HE STARTED THE WAR, you stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid motherfucker.
Donald J Trump is the Peace President and that is an irrefutable fact.
Community note
The United States and Israel have actually started the war with coordinated strikes on Iran on Feb 26, after which Iran retaliated with missile and drone attacks. britannica.com/event/2026-Ira…
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Aaaaaaand there it is…
Netanyahu told Trump the IDF will not withdraw from Lebanon and that Israel does not consider itself bound by the Lebanon clause in the U.S.-Iran agreement - Maariv
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Doing this with your best friends on both stages is something out of a Disney Channel Original Movie
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this is how it’ll be when It Happens
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Her team allowing this to leak means they fucking HATE her
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i used to fear mamdani was too young to oversee a city like new york and now i realize our politicians should ... have energy? and stamina?
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“Michelle Obama is a man” shouted on the White House lawn in a ring sponsored by Bud Light only available on Larry Ellison’s Paramount Plus. What a way to celebrate America 250 and the twilight of liberal democracy.
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I’m crying 😭😭😭 he gave New York fidget buses to take their adrenaline out on instead of damaging the actual buses I love Mamdani so much
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mamdani putting school buses in times square as a tactical honey pot for hooliganism is a 5d chess move
kudos @NYCMayor
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He was Courtside when The Knicks only won 10 games, he’s one of the only Celebs who pays for their Knicks tickets because him & Dolan hate each other, he doesn’t even use The Celebrity entrance at MSG
Spike Lee’s love for The Knicks is the purest thing in this world, he deserves
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Spike Lee was paraded through Fort Greene in Brooklyn like he was the pope.
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If confirmed, this is a seismic scandal for both the worlds of politics and sports.
I’m a now deleted post by Daniel Cormier, Eric Trump DM’d him and asked him “are any of the fights tomorrow rigged?” 👀
#UFCWhiteHouse
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Craziest stat for me
The Knicks had the #1, #3, and #5 biggest comeback wins in NBA Finals history
In the same Finals
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One of the craziest sports statistics I've ever seen:
The Spurs led for 72% of the NBA Finals. They lost in five games.
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I feel like the fact that Jalen's dad played for the Knicks in the finals against the Spurs back in 1999 when Jalen was just two years old is legitimately under-appreciated.
What a dope NYC story.
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Little Jalen Brunson on the floor of Madison Square Garden.
Dad Rick was on 3 Knicks teams including the 1999 Eastern Conference champs.
#Legacy #NewYorkForever
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This is one of the most embarrassing things I’ve ever seen in my life
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MAGA-influencer Riley Gaines being told/paid by Patriot Mobile handlers what her "sincerely held" beliefs are in leaked video.
Mar-A-Lago Face is a phenomenon that needs to be studied academically.
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The Knicks winning every game except the one Trump was at is better lore than if they actually won every game
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do you know how much money Mamdani just saved on his next mayoral campaign by being able to tell New York City he delivered a Knicks championship, free childcare up to age five, filled potholes in mere weeks, and World Cup tickets before he spent six full months in office
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